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weak handed

Retarded ass mugfucka's. Word to confuse people.
L1-Do you know who is weak handed.

L2-Who?

L1-You.

L2-OK? (What does weak handed mean).

Ex 2.
Teacher-Why are you failing my class.

L1-Because.

Teacher-Because what?

L1-Cause your weak handed.

Teacher-Good reason. *Walks away confused*
by Woodlawn Feeder February 23, 2009
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Pink Handed

Ahh son, Elin busted Tiger, Pink Handed!
by Tmoney35 December 4, 2009
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Brown Handle

The smearing of shit on somebodys door handle
Woody made Alex so angry for ignoring his phone calls and being such a douche that he shit on his front porch and wiped some of it on the door handle in an attempt to get back at him, thus giving him a brown handle.
by MJ2445 July 8, 2011
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Fanny Handed

A person who is an expert at pleasuring vaginas, usually through the method of fingering, although could include other sex acts.
Female 1: "I've not had an orgasm in 6 months!"
Female 2: "oh let Luke have a go he's a bit fanny handed he will be able to help
by Okenj August 8, 2015
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2 Handed Hammond

The 2 Handed Hammond is a very large penis that requires 2 hands to hold.
The old man stood in front of city hall telling the police chief about his 2 Handed Hammond. I showed this hooker my 2 Handed Hammond; She said it was the biggest she'd ever seen.
by DakotaDog4874 January 24, 2016
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Happy Handle

A long ponytail on a women's head great for pulling when having sex.
Jeff: Man do you see Brooks happy handle.

Sam: Yeah someone's pulling that tonight.

(guys high five each other )
by The_Leoboy July 29, 2016
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bitch handle

She marched him in by his "bitch handle"
by saveusall July 2, 2018
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