holyshitomgfuck

A mash of common exclamations used to describe a situation that is otherwise mindbendingly undefineable. Also known by the acronym HSOMGF.

Did you see that episode of True Blood where Lorena's head got twisted backwards during sex? Holyshitomgfuck!

by OpenThePandorica December 14, 2010

HOLYSHIT

More like an expression; Extremely Surprised/Shocked. Unbelievable.

HOLYSHIT, it's a dinosaur!
HOLYSHIT, MUM'S BACK!

by KenXtreme July 24, 2010

holyshitfacemotherfuckingcuntbag

the ultimate curse word. THE force to be reckoned with. You can't top it unless you added bitch, which doesn't flow as nicely. When holy crap, god damn, shit son and other terms do not suffice or express ones astonishment, suprise etc one turns to this word. Many people tend to use this term when they are watching something impressive or completely out of this world i.e Criss Angel, elephant doing a pig, or anything that Jon H. does

Jon: Holyshitfacemotherfuckingcuntbag! Criss Angel just ate his head in one bite WHAT THE HELLLLL??? HOLYSHITFACEMOTHERFUCKINGCUNTBAG HE JUST SPAT IT BACK OUT THATS FUCKING INSANE DUDE!

by bringin sexyback August 1, 2006

HOLYSHITWHATTHEFUCKISTHATOHGOD

A term used when something terrifying happens, or it's used when somebody sends porn in a discord server.

"HOLYSHITWHATTHEFUCKISTHATOHGOD! JAMES SENT GAY PORNO IN THE DISCORD SERVER!"

by Gibbus May 18, 2020

holyshitfuckmonkey

a term used in alarm when something is about to hit you/has already hit you in surprise.

Alemo: *hits tennis ball at spazz*
Spazz: *barely misses getting hit* Holyshitfuckmonkey! what was that for?

by SpazzEternal May 3, 2009

Holyshit

In the beginning of time, there was one beginning shit. This shit was Holy shit, shit by none other than Michael Trumph himself.

This shit is holy shit, shit from the very ass of a god.

Dude, look at that pile of holyshit!

by Ryan foland October 18, 2008

holyshitfast

The act of driving so fast that it causes the passenger sitting shotgun to subsequently lose all control of their bowels and/or jam their right foot into the floorboard as they instinctively mash the invisible passenger brake pedal

My friend's new car is so holyshitfast that he needed to get the passenger seat reupholstered after he took Dave for a ride

by afspeed6 August 9, 2008