Holy Penguin

The revered and feared penguin god who reigns in the Artic Circle. The Holy Pengiun sits on a throne made of ice, and eats the herring that the lesser penguins, bring in as triubte to the Holy Tuxedod One.

The holiest day for Penguin worshippers is December 21, the first day of winter, in which, in honor of the great Holy Penguin, we eat nothing but herring for a week, and on the eve of December 21, the Great Penguin rises out of the Artic Ocean flies across the world, giving presents to the good little children of the world

The Holy Penguin is an example of himself

by Trance December 28, 2003

Holy Bleach

It is holy water, only it's bleach, so it'll work better

when you seem something nasty, you better grab some Holy Bleach

by icyhotexplosivecosplays March 30, 2021

holy sheesh

When you're in a family friendly setting and want to say holy shit and sheesh at the same time.

Person A: Look at this!
Person B: HOLY SHEESH

by gaycha more like gay October 4, 2021

Holy Barktopus

One's exclamation upon seeing a Bear/Shark/Octopus or seeing multiple Barktopi.

Jeff: Holy Barktopus! That dude just got eaten by a pack of hungry Bartopi!

by BarryTheBarktopus September 11, 2011

holy cheez-it

A cheez-it that god made.

OH MA LORD ITS A HOLY CHEEZ-IT

by Yuhihavenoideawhatimdoinghere June 17, 2021

Holy the fuck

A combination of holy shit and the fuck.

I was at the store when suddenly a chicken that a woman bought was still alive.

I was like HOLY THE FUCK

by RepetitiveSome September 6, 2010

Holy Snooki

Commonly used as an expression demonstrating unadulterated excitement, and/or infinite amusement, when curbing the use of expletives and blasphemous words while still trying to be funny. Appropriately used at tanning/nail salons, and laundromats; or when holy shit simply isn't good enough.

1. To a person coming out of a tanning salon: "Holy Snooki! You look like an Oompa Loompa!"

2. To a girlfriend: "Holy Snooki, you need a pedi!"

3. Pointing at a hairstyle: "Holy Snooki, look at that poof!"

4. To an acquaintance: "Holy Snooki have you lost weight?"

by psychomango August 25, 2010