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Traffic Light Event Horizon

While approaching a green traffic light when driving, it's the point you make a mental note of, X feet before the intersection, where you're going through light even if it turns to yellow. X varies on the mph of the vehicle and the risk-tolerance of the driver. A feeling of relaxation often accompanies passing the event horizon of a traffic light, in particular when in a rush or for known long red lights.
I thought for sure we were already passed the traffic light event horizon, but Becky slammed on the breaks when the light turned yellow and my blue coconut slush fell and spilled all over the floormat or her Hyundai Elantra.
by Mr Nutes April 20, 2025
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Gordular Horizon

The point of peak horizontal circumference near or relating to the gordula
Ima squanch her right in the gordular horizon!
by Falcore Fox November 21, 2020
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Event horizon

During the final moments before cumming, there is a point in time, that when crossed, there is nothing that could save you from not cumming.
You know that bitch, Sasha Fox, she gave me the event horizon
by Marko1337 April 6, 2016
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Now, bring me that horizon.

A quote said by Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean. It essentially means you're ready to conquer any challenge that comes within your path, no matter what.
It's also the reason we have British metalcore band Bring Me the Horizon.
(a movie fan and a scene kid watching Pirates of the Caribbean)
Jack Sparrow: Now, bring me that horizon.
Scene kid: Sounds...awfully familiar.
Movie fan: *sigh* Oli Sykes?
by 7568ino November 1, 2023
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Horizon line

The portion of a mans penis where his circumcision is visible.A portion of skin that is in the form of a line and is discernible by discoloration.
She was sucking my dick and said "hey I see your horizon line!"
by Qual April 17, 2017
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spirits over the horizon

fake album. It doesn't exist. It was made up by sellers to sell more leaks from period between donda 2020 and donda 2021
person 1: I love spirits over the horizon!
person 2: It's a fake album asshole
by forsenJoy March 16, 2022
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Horizon academy

A shit hole where all the rich kids get away with anything because they're mommy's and daddy's give the school money and all the poor kids get in trouble bc they don't have money
Random person: horizon academy sounds like shit

Kid that goes to the school: oh yeah that schools a total shit hole
by Suvk my cock September 9, 2021
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