A Hooker Sausage is when a whore is so skanky and worn that her vagina has prolapsed into a sausage like organ
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Basically a very cheap whore.
Usually found at Walmart.
Thinks Walmart is the hottest "Club"
As well as Safeway, Raleys, Savemart, Rite-Aid, etc.
But especially Walmart
Basically a very cheap whore.
Usually found at Walmart.
Thinks Walmart is the hottest "Club"
As well as Safeway, Raleys, Savemart, Rite-Aid, etc.
But especially Walmart
Guy 1-Did you hook up with Grace?
Guy 2-Yeah man, she's such a Walmart Hooker.
Guy 1- Hey do you want to buy a hooker?
Guy 2- Yeah, but I don't have enough money.
Guy 1- It's okay, we can just get a Walmart Hooker!
Guy 2- Like Grace?
Guy 1- Exactly!
Guy 2-Yeah man, she's such a Walmart Hooker.
Guy 1- Hey do you want to buy a hooker?
Guy 2- Yeah, but I don't have enough money.
Guy 1- It's okay, we can just get a Walmart Hooker!
Guy 2- Like Grace?
Guy 1- Exactly!
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by The Dude April 28, 2003
Get the Hooters mug.Large gold or gold plated hoop earrings worn by a female chavor chavette.
Usually large enough to be mistaken for a parrot perch, hooker hoops are sold in Argos etc and form part of the overall chav bling. They are often accompanied by heavy gold chains, rings on every finger and piercings on every fleshy body part.
Worn together, the overall impression is designed to make the wearer look as though they charge for sex*. The main difference is that the sheer size of these earrings means that they would be highly impractical for a genuine sex-worker to wear.
* Chav 'currency' being cheap alcohol, cigarettes, bling and car parts nicked from Halfords, rather than legal tender.
Usually large enough to be mistaken for a parrot perch, hooker hoops are sold in Argos etc and form part of the overall chav bling. They are often accompanied by heavy gold chains, rings on every finger and piercings on every fleshy body part.
Worn together, the overall impression is designed to make the wearer look as though they charge for sex*. The main difference is that the sheer size of these earrings means that they would be highly impractical for a genuine sex-worker to wear.
* Chav 'currency' being cheap alcohol, cigarettes, bling and car parts nicked from Halfords, rather than legal tender.
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Fake hooker boots can be contructed via the use of black, heeled leather/pleather shoes and matching tube socks.
Fake hooker boots can be contructed via the use of black, heeled leather/pleather shoes and matching tube socks.
by Komodo December 19, 2003
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