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Turtle heading

Refraining from such act as "pooing" when your turd comes out a little and then goes back in!
Right now im Turtle heading.

Dam i need the crapper, i'm turtle heading!
by Shady Figure October 5, 2011
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red army heading south

"best keep out of her way, the red army are heading south!"
by Dr Baz October 7, 2003
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selective hearing

one of those things that the other half of the relationship has when you are trying to talk to them
Austin: Sometimes I just pretend like I understand what Becky is saying... it's easier that way ---

Becky: he gives me that blank stare and says nothing...as i wait for his response....and then says....oh..what? i didnt hear what u said....

selective hearing
by Austins Pookie March 8, 2010
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supersonic hearing

A very painful condition certain babies are born with, myself being one of them. With supersonic hearing, waves from an AM radio cause popping and pain in the ears.
We don't have a radio at home because my daughter has supersonic hearing.
by GuidoPosse69 February 6, 2005
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heeling

The sexual act of penetrating the vagina with your heel. Works best if the penetrator has tiny feet and the penetratee has a monster cunt.
Man I went home with this smokin' hot girl last night but when it got time to do the no-pants-dance, I couldn't get a grip in her vajayjay! So heeling was the only way...
by heeling-connoisseur September 22, 2011
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Heaning

Having a quality that provokes irritation and distaste. Also used as a verb denoting anything that will have the same effect. Originally from Heaning Mislet.
What was it like at the Post Office? Absolutely heaning, I had to queue for 30 minutes.
by bodhisattvan September 16, 2009
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Heading for Venus

When you're leaving somewhere, but still you stand tall, because maybe they've seen you and will welcome you, and you're sure that you'll miss her so especially with there being so many light years to go and things to be found.
"Ohh
We're heading for Venus and still we stand tall
'Cause maybe they've seen us and welcome us all, yea
With so many light years to go and things to be found
(To be found)
I'm sure that we'll all miss her so"

Europe - "The Final Countdown"
by Seamus "CMS" O'Reilly September 30, 2011
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