Hamster Death

To die in a pathetic, stupid, and most often anticlimactic way. As many pet hamsters (sadly) do.

“They built them up as a terrifying villain for the whole show, only to have them killed in one hit from a kid!”

“Wow, what a hamster death.”

by MinisculeCakes May 30, 2022

hamster nuts

Massive fat large gigantic hamster cock

Giannas hamster has fat fuckin hamster nuts man they are huge

by epiccockmaster69 October 03, 2021

face hamster

A Face Hamster is another term for Facial hair/ Goatee.

That guy has a nice Face Hamster.

by Kwand March 12, 2016

electric hamster

when you want your hamster dead, so you tape a fork on its back and stick it in a outlet.

Hamster Owner: *Sniff* What smells like chicken?
Demented Brother: Oh, I made Rocky in to an electric hamster
Hamster Owner: The fuck?

by lolomguy February 25, 2020

meat hamster

noun
a member of a gym that has enlarged muscles, but hands and feet stay the same, resembling a large hamster

Hey, check out that meat hamster buying protein shakes.

by PizzaBabyHorsePoserMagee October 17, 2010

hamster 1

What do u think it means????
Prob hamster 1 bruv

Jimmy: Yo did u see that dope hamster 1

Orla: ya bra

by Why.u.lookin.up.deez.words October 30, 2020

Hamster Guzzler

When a man willingly places his stomach against the wall while standing and then proceeds to pull his dick and balls back between his legs. His partner then kneels down and proceeds to give him fellatio. The act is similar in appearance to a hamster guzzling water from its sipper bottle. Not to be confused with the Reverse Hucklebuck which requires the recipient to be laying down.

When Matt wants to switch things up with his power bottom, his go to is the hamster guzzler!

by DonKilo Bonavici January 21, 2016