haireolas

hair on the areola of a women's breast

i went in for a motor boat but i ended up flossing on her haireolas!

by John The Porkchop December 24, 2007

Hairers

The name for the group of people who openly question the legitimacy of Donald Trump's hair. Is it real? Is it a wig? Is there an alien living under there? Hairers do not believe his hair is real and demand he produce irrefutable evidence that it is - as he claims - his real hair.

Why hairers? It's modeled after the term "birthers" which is the charge that Trump is currently leading to question whether or not Obama was born a US citizen.

There's going to be a hairers rally this afternoon where people will be chanting and wearing wigs.

by TheDeeDub May 18, 2011

Hairdryered

Adjective: meaning drunk or inebriated severely!

Alternatively: Smashed, Hammered, Trollied

“Last night I went out with the lads and got absolutely hairdryered, it was completely filthy!”

by xxxlemonadexxx June 16, 2018

hairydog635

hairydog635 is the hairiest living creature in this world. According to the sources his hair are 168826942072 miles long and he lives on jupiter because his hair is too long for a small planet like earth. He is a handsome and wise dog also known as the hair god. He currently has around 2500 followers on earth and is expected to achieve 1 billion followers by the end of 2030. Scientists believe that he has the biggest cock in the universe and he gets a lot of pussy.

mitchi: yo look i found a long ass hair falling from the sky. It looks like its fake.
ronnie: nah its real, i believe it belongs to lord hairydog635.
mitchi: what is hairydog635
ronnie: ur mom

by nickgurr167 January 29, 2022

Brown Hairadox

HAving natural brown hair, deciding its an awesome idea to dye it another color, than once died deciding how much more awesome of an idea it would be to dye your hair brown.

That crazy female keeps dying her hair from brown to blonde, than back to brown again.....interesting...how brown hairadoxical.

by Cartmn0003 April 18, 2011

Hairdid

When an annoying broad gets her hair done.

LaShonda: "After I get my nails done I'm going to get my hairdid."

by Original Skat December 7, 2010

Hairdresser Car

A term used by insecure men who have to drive big ol' hulkin' gas guzzlin' V8 carrying ass hauling 300 horsepower testosterone infused macho mobile. while they're unhappy that a man is perfectly happy driving a soft top convertible with a 4-banger producing a whopping 80 horsepower they're perfectly happy with. A hairdresser car is usually an entry level sports car/coupe, most times a soft top roadster with not very boxy features, most times a more compact car. Examples of such are the Mazda miata/mx5, Audi TT, Bmw Z4, Or an older Porshe Boxter. Driving in such a car shouldn't be considered shameful, since it requires enormous balls.

Why do you drive a Hairdresser car? i'd never wanna be seen in one.

Because i'm not insecure about my own masculinity Greg.

by xXMeemLord3225Xx February 11, 2023