Tiktok Shop Guru

An annoying individual who promotes products on TikTok Shop they pretend to own or care about for commission.

They will tell often have terribly annoying acting and say things like "Somebody from Monster is getting fired! Cause you can get 4 packs of white Monster for ONLY 50 VITENAMISE DONG and shipping is only sixteen times the price of the item!"

Son: "Dad, I'm going to start committing war crimes and felonies daily"

Dad: "No worries son, as long as you don't become a TikTok Shop Guru"

by Vantik74 September 9, 2024

gurufu

A person who pretends to be a guru of kung fu, but in actuality is only a guru of dicknose. Seen along the East Coast, often out in the wild diddling unexpecting victims of their FAAB and other personal belongings. Easily identified by their rare giant dicknose and inflated ego. Seldom seen at the job site, gurufu are invasive species and migrate frequently. Diet consists mainly of vegetables, but has recently started eating meats.

That gurufu fleeced me something good. That's the biggest nose I ever seen!

by TripleCrown DS September 25, 2023

gurufu

Turd sandwich

That gurufu sandwich was not good, but it had a big nose!

by TripleCrown DS September 30, 2023

gurutard

A person in the internet marketing industry, who offers paid courses to teach people how to make money online, but in reality he/she has no clue what they're talking about.

This guy has 0 clue what he's talking about, but he claims to be making millions thanks to internet marketing and then he offers you his paid course for few hundred bucks a month ... he is a complete gurutard.

Don't you ever buy online money making courses from gurutards like Tai Lopez , only the seller is the one who will profit from this!

Always do your own due diligence before investing in an online money making course! There are lots of gurutards who will only steal your money and all you'll learn is nothing.

by bhwneon January 6, 2019

Gururaj

Gururaj is very kind. You think you know him but you don't. He is a mystery. He doesn't show his love for you but he surely loves you. His decisions can change anytime. He isn't patient. You can talk with him about anything and he surely won't judge you. He is really very adorable. He won't leave you despite of your mistakes.

Hey! Did you meet Gururaj?...He is really sweet.

by Your TK January 12, 2018

Gurujazzham

A thing that pisses for 48 hours on a 5 meter plate and shits for 69 hours on the plate then gets its spatula and starts snorting it up. After that it throws it up and then scoops it up with the spatula and starts eating it.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH GDTDLHCGHJCYCGRJRTSWHGKNKCRAHF ITS A GURUJAZZHAM

by Guru jazz ham man July 16, 2019

gurukul

House of Guru, where students lived with him to have education in ancient India

The Prince left Gurukula with all the knowledge to rule the Empire.

by Labour India Gurukulam International School March 30, 2005