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Guardian day

A whole bunch of fuckery wrapped up in one dag
I saw a jet ski mail box, and then some guy driving around with a pink flamingo blow up on top of his car.

What a guardian day
by Guardian day definer May 28, 2021
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Lost Guardian

A person who was a good person, until they had a traumatic or unreasonable event that made them snap to a point where their personality has made a second person in their mind who is evil.
I don't understand, why do you have to be such a a Lost Guardian. Tell your other personality to cool it.
by CentralBeing December 19, 2023
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guardian plants

Aka: weeds

A guardian plant (aka: weed) is a quick growing plant whose main purpose is to create ground cover as soon as possible to: retain moisture, keep the soil cool, generate shade for slower growing plants, provide floral arrangements until more well established plants grow, provide landmarks and homes for smaller creatures, keep soil in its place during downpours or flood, contribute to carbon matter that feeds larger plants.

Guardian plants are what most people call "weeds", but are actually very useful, and so the negative term needs refreshment.

Guardian plants are not enemies, they are valued members of the garden community.

Plant lives matter!
"Those guardian plants are not as pretty as my roses, but I know they will help the bushes grow stronger by providing them with shade."

"Some of those guardian plants have the cutest flowers on the tips, and the bees seem to love them!"

"I put one of the guardian plants in a pot by itself, it actually looks quite good!"

"Without those Guardian plants, the soil in my front yard wouldn't be as fruitful as it is today."
by Mr H20 September 4, 2022
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Go Guardian

the stupidest piece of shit ever. any teacher who uses this is a fucking spy. When im tryna watch youtube this motherfucker shuts it down
"Go Guardian is stupid as fuck" "FR!" "GoGuardian is for teachers who fucking spy on kids"
by smartboi132 September 6, 2022
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Nut Guardians

If one was born in No Nut November or Destroy Dick December they can or cannot particpate in the month they were born in, making them the people who force others to particapate. Mostly likely they will say Beat Your Dick.
Jack: Hey guess what's today
Tom: Oh no its december 9th
Jack: *cocks shotgun* BEAT YOUR DICK
Tom: *cries* why do you have to be the nut guardian?
Jack: Because its my birthday so now BEAT YOUR DICK
Nut God: The nut guardians must make sure you pass your test
by NONUTTINGBITCH October 31, 2019
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Guardian AKFRUBEIL

Protecters of FELBJATIVES AND FELBJrATIVES FELBJASHES FROM THE FALLEN AKFRUBEILS OF ALL THE UNITED UNIVERSE'S. BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR. Guardian's of the kingdom of gomightybjis gomightydjis. By lbj as in Lonnie benningfield junior ♥💙.
I invented and made and created guardian akfrubeils. By LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR.
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guardian seeker

i am an incel and a cuck
i suck tyrant off
dude that guy is totally a guardian seeker
by guardian sucker October 24, 2020
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