Zach Gerber

A rather smart, young, talented, good looking, nice smelling, young man with a larger than average penis.

Person One: Do you know Zach Gerber?
Person Two: Oh yeah! The one with the big penis?
Person One: Yes him.
Person Two: Yes, he's incredibly talented and good looking.

by hiyouallsmell April 14, 2011

Hadden gerber

A fat gangster wannabe, usually smells of burnt popcorn. Has back boobs and pizza lives up his ass

Hadden gerber means focus

by Leandre treadell June 18, 2017

Greborious

This describes a manner of talking, i.e. in the rather boring, monotonous way of someone who is old and boring.

I can't believe that speech my dad gave at my wedding - it was so greborious

by Charlotte June 1, 2004

Gruber Speech

Telling someone a lie because you think they are to stupid to know the truth. It's usually used when you want to cheat the person out of something and you lie to them to pull off the scam, relying on the gullible nature of people. The name comes from Jonathan Gruber's many comments about how the Obama Administration exploited the stupidity of the American voter to pass Obamacare. Newt Gingrich coined the phrase in Nov. 2014.

Don't give me a Gruber Speech about this used car's maintenance history.

by jdelv86 November 22, 2014

Greeber

(n.) Referring to a gravity bong (v.) the act of taking a hit from a gravity bong.

Who wants to hit the Greeber?

by The Greebler Elf November 20, 2006

Happy Gerber

A happy gerber is when you take a shit on a pregnant woman's stomach and make a smiley face out of your fecal matter. Then you take a 20lb sledgehammer and bash the shit through her stomach and out the other side of her body. Then you take the baby fetus and boil it in you urine which is later drank via coffee mug.

Shit Scott, my old bitch is pregnant and i went and fixed the problem by getting my Happy Gerber on!!!

by Scott Middlemist December 26, 2007

geeber

see goober

tom

by stitch October 10, 2003