Greasy Grundle

When a man sticks his penis between a girl's vagina and asshole and chooses to have sex with whichever it slides into first.

Example:

Hey MK, did you greasy grundle your teacher?
No, I had the whiskey dick

Hey MK, did you greasy grundle your teacher?
No, I had the whiskey dick

by Mkomko0 March 23, 2017

Greasy Nerd

A person who spends all day playing video games and never leaving their bedroom. Therefore accumulating large amounts of grease because they don't wash.

The person who killed me on Call of Duty is a fat Greasy Nerd

by Steve Morison May 9, 2018

greasy hoop

a rather large individual, who has severe perspiration problem - causing a tsunami of sweat around ones rectal area (normally showing through light coloured clothing and causing and almighty stench when in non ventilated areas).
Sufferers of 'greasy hoop' are generally unhygenic individuals that have very prominent brown, curled toenails and a very distint aroma (generated from their 'greasy hoop')

Flaming pancakes Batman!!!! Look at that greasy hoop!!

by coopusmaximus August 4, 2012

Greasy Lemon

Emptying an entire bottle of lotion into your anus while sticking you penis into a flashlight full of lemon juice

Got bored last night and decided to give myself a greasy lemon.

by The real Mr.Awesome October 26, 2019

Greasy-9

Common way of referring to a Douglas DC-9 aircraft or any of its derivatives such as the MD-80, MD-88, MD-90, Boeing 717, etc.

Dude, you flew here on a Greasy-9? Lol, I didn't know the FAA allowed that stuff to fly anymore.

by pitz August 26, 2004

Greasy Troy

A sexual act which involves the use of lots of oils, lubricants, and/or greases.
This can include (but not limited to):
sex lubricants, baby oil, tanning oil, vegetable oil, canola oil, bacon grease etc.

Greasy Troy: Applying any type of lubricants, oils or grease to any desired area of the body (primarily sexual organs) and performing regular, oral or anal sex.

by Gavin852 December 18, 2010

Greasy Chubber

A term derivative from the expansive family tree of chubbers; Curtails possessing particularly greasy features such as skin or hair - often making the one regarding the definition to appear as if they are a nonce. They are also compared to a blue whale due to their obese belly and bad eating habits leading to them contracting Type 2 Faggotry.

"U see that Aaron Felliciano guy, he's a greasy chubber. The other day i caught him getting it up the ass from marcel using the grease from his hair as lube."

by NyiggaBoi March 15, 2018