Gran Turismo 5

A highly publicized and widely anticipated release for the Playstation 3, that doesn't actually exist. It is a fable. The unicorn of the gaming industry.

It's newest release date is infinity.

Hey man, did you hear? Sony just announced the release date for Gran Turismo 5, we're going to pre-order it now.

Other guy says, you can pre-order it right here.

*snatches $60 from the fellows hand, pulls out a lighter, burns money*

by Delta Charlie May 11, 2010

glans matching

A verb referring to when a male and female show their glanses to each other. The boy or man shows his penis glans and a girl or woman shows her clitoris glans. It is non-sexual and is done to compare or to see whether it is homologous. Its also done with an intent to emphasize the sexual ambiguity between genders and sexes. This psychologically brings males and females back to their fetal stage before the y chromosome caused sexual differentiation. It is also done by feminists who wish to declare the presence of a phallus.

Hey, guess what Chelsea and Bob were doing round the corner? They were glans matching.

by tory borty August 27, 2013

grains

The term for really small balls (testicles). Very small relating to grains of sand.

Dude you now that Austin kid. Yeah he has some major f*****g Grains.

by JWshearer May 9, 2006

Gran

This really hot, funny and sweet guy that Hilai has a crush on.

"Gran: Hey Hilai, do you get butterflies when you talk to me?
Hilai: ummm, yyyeeaaaaa
Gran: Oh ok.... well.....i really need to shave!
Hilai: Wtf?!"

by Hilai January 8, 2009

ganshing

to talk a lot about nothing; to natter incessantly

'she's ganshing on so much, she's doing my head in'

by Ali2007 February 8, 2007

graison

graison is hottttt, he is very kind and is a ladies man. he knows how to treat them ladies right.If you have a graison in your life keep him. he is athletic and a very attractive man

Holy crap who’s that hottie, it’s just graison

by gknl November 11, 2019

your gran

Old skool dissing. When your mum and your dad have been used, drop the bomb that is 'YOUR GRAN'!

Kid 1: Your mum
Kid 2: Your dad
Kid 1: Your gran
Kid 2: Your uncle
Kid 1: Your aunt
Kid 2: Your sister
Kid 1: Your brother
Kid 2: Your grandad
Kid 1: Your cousin
Kid 2: ...Your step-dad
Kid 1: What? Thats shit you dickhead!
Kid 2: ...Your mum!

by jiggaman May 6, 2005