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Granola Sex

"Granola Sex" N. 1. Sexual intercourse between two hippies. 2. Sexual Intercourse wherein the participants haven't shaved, showered, plucked, worn perfume/cologn/make-up, or deodorant. 3. Sexual Intercourse that takes place in nature, away from civilization (i.e. forests, mountains, fields, meadows, etc.)
Jack: (Seductively) hey, I just realized...we're camping and neither of us has had a shower in like, 6 days.
Jane: (Arches eyebrow)

(later, post-coital in the middle of the nature hike)

Jane: (Heavily breathing) Wow...that was the most amazing Granola Sex ever!
Jack: You are an animal!
by Ecogreengirl January 9, 2008
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Granola Kid

Someone who overtly tries to be different -- through their looks, outlandish statements, etc. If you're an English Literature major you definitely understand what this is.
Prof: Well, what underlying themes do you think are in Pound's poem?
Granola Kid: I think that this one single line stands for the political outrage at the time, and also the feminist view during that time. By the way, did you notice my purple hair weaved into dreads. It stands for my femininity, and also I was so high the other day I thought it would be a good idea.
by West of Kanye February 18, 2009
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granorexic

A woman who is so anorexic, she looks about 40 years older than her real age.
Damn that chick is granorexic. Her skin is sagging around her face and she has caves under her eyes.
by AisTorn August 31, 2011
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Granola Gangstas

Granola Gangstas are people who are part of an environmentalist group that takes the cause to extremes.
Bubba: " Man did you see what those Greenpeace people did to them Nazca lines?"

Joe: "Hellz yea yo! Them fools are some straight up Granola Gangstas!"
by amos quito2 December 14, 2014
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granolacore

A specific type of hipster that is outdoorsy and into living healthily.
Did you hear about that girl he dated? She was a mountain climbing vegan who wouldn't save her armpits. Granolacore for sure.
by metalfvck May 9, 2015
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grandom

adj.

A greatly random act or action that is sudden and perplexes those who encountered it leaving them dumbfound. A step above random, thus the g for greatly random shortened to grandom.
John: Did you see the guy at the reception with a top hat?
Mark: No why?
John: He was so grandom, he started speaking German and throwing rubber ducks out of his suit case while playing the Macarena on a boombox all while he Capoeira.
Mark: ...damn, what hell was that?
by Jphn KL. March 8, 2018
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Grandomized

The poker tournament was amazing. It was so sporadic the dealer said it was totally grandomized.
by King_Of_English September 8, 2018
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