A few points shy of a gram

Does that boy got his pants on backwards again?? I know im not the smartest feller in the world but that boy there's a few points shy of a gram..
by 20-EiGhT-g'z March 14, 2021
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Nike 4 da gram

Nike's slogan is "just to it"

4 da means "for the"

Gram refers to the popular social media Instagram. The gram is the photo you post.

Nike 4 da gram basically means "just do it for the Instagram photo"
Maya: yo, wanna come to Niagara Falls with me??

Emily: nah mate I hate hiking.

Maya: awh c'mon, Nike 4 da gram!!!

Emily: Awh Alright.
by ansiepoop April 20, 2016
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The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start.
Dude i just had to do the The Fitness GramPacer Test and i am sooooo tired.
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jan-o-gram

That deluge of redundant, long-ass emails from a coworker serving only to suck all the life and joy out of those named within its distribution list.
“Dude, what’s got you down?”
“Another buttload of jan-o-grams showed up in my inbox today.”

Jan-o-grams are my kryptonite.
by Cpclsn December 05, 2018
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Gram-boozled

Being bamboozled by someone's pictures on Instagram.
Oh my god isn't that the hot chick you follow on Instagram?

Wait, her face ain't that cute and her body looks nothing like her pictures...

We've been gram-boozled.
by JBeasty July 13, 2015
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gram hero

Someone seeking “likes”, attention, and/or affirmation by commenting or posting trendy social justice content on social media platforms, specifically instagram, and often on content that is completely irrelevant to wherever the hero is trying to steer the conversation.
Random person: “Here’s a picture of my dog.”
Gram hero: “Trump is a dog, amiright? Someone please like me.”
by CrèmeDream June 23, 2020
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Tarzan-a-gram

Barely intelligible text messages sadly lacking basic, remedial grammar either by human or spell correct error. May include random words which dramatically change the meaning of the intended message.
EXAMPLE: Bob just text me an awesome Tarzan-a-gram saying "We go dinner game end dark?" or "My daughter is selling Girl Scout pussies. Would you like some?"
by oobyek February 23, 2014
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