Growing up

When a person learns to stop

Playing videogames (especially with Nintendo)
Being a follower (get a unique persona)
Wasting their time on Facebook (Facebook is boring, you no life)
Acting ghetto (includes dressing ghetto and speaking ghetto)
Saying words like "dude", "nigga", "noob", etc. (believe me most people I know who use these words are unsuccessful in life)
Making their parents mad (learn to respect your parents)
Being a fucking asshole (stop making people upset)
Fantasizing about their relatives (you know you thought dirty about a relative, stop lying)
Being patriotic (if you think this country is the best in the world, you probably never traveled to other countries)
Eating kiddie food (ravioli,grilled cheese with American cheese,etc. )
Waking up late (the more early you show up, the more money you earn)
Sharing things like clothes, shoes, cosmetics, etc. brothers/sisters (buy your own shit)
Using a cheap phone (get a fucking smartphone/android)
Caring about gossip (shut the fuck up and mind your own buisness)
Talkin lik dis(are you retarded or something?)
Dressing like a fruitcake (fucking weird)
Eating fast food (you know the people who like McDonalds right?)
Stop being one of the "popular" kids (most "popular" kids usually end up being losers)
Being lazy (self explanatory)
Getting acne breakouts (get Proactiv already)
Taking a bath (only take baths when you´re with someone else)
Being a pussy (get some confidence)
etc.

Bob: What the fuck happened to J? He doesn´t want to play videogames anymore!

Mr. Mann(teacher): He´s growing up. I could see him getting a mansion, beautiful wife, being successful for the rest of his life, and passing it down to his kids. You should look up to him.

Bob: Cool story bro, I´ll ask him on Facebook

Mr.Mann: He told me he deleted his Facebook

Bob: Shit he did! I guess he IS growing up...

by I´mYoGrandpaSoListenUp May 12, 2012

Goozing

the act of coughing excessivley, annoyingly, and uncontrollably while smoking marijuana

Phil was Goozing so much last night while we were smoking a blunt

by dan and adam June 26, 2007

Goosing

goosing is when a girl attempts to be a hoe by showing off her ass that is flat af, but in reality she is awkward as hell and can't talk to a guy and becomes a weird awkward goose.

Justin- yo that girl over there is awkward as hell.
Tim- yeah that girl is always goosing she can't even make eye contact with a guy.
Justin-lmao she's probably lesbian.

by Fuckgooses March 17, 2017

growing nuts

When you are about to become insane.

Man 1 "Help me, im growing nuts"
Man 2 "No! I won't allow you to become insane"

by KKSS231 April 18, 2016

Gooning

Used on 4chan's weapon's board, /k/, to refer to the activity of getting all kitted up with your friends in guns, NVGs, and other military gear.
-LARPing in military gear with friends.

-Adverb of the phrase, "Moons out, Goons out"

Man, when society falls me and boys are going out gooning

by moonsoutgoonsout March 31, 2021

Growing Pains

When your testicles become too big for your scrotum. This results in extreme pain.

Growing pains suck worse than getting paid to scratch a monkey's balls!

by Jack N. Eoff September 29, 2008

goosing

whilst having anal intercourse with a woman you stick you fingers down her throat to make her wretch and this tightens the sphincter muccle increasing your pleasure

by mw October 25, 2003