Goon

1. hoodlum or thug

2. a stupid, foolish or awkward person

3. a roughneck

4. a mole rat, of the naked species, commonly found popping out of butt holes

Biggest goon!

by nakedmoleratzzzzzzz January 10, 2011

goon

A hockey player who's job is to hurt people. Also, some goons protect the best player on a team from the goons on other teams.

Wayne Gretzky never skated without his goon, Marty McSorley.

by AldoPignotti November 14, 2006

Gooned

The act of making a joke or witty remark about someone while in their presence. Usually it is uncalled for which can be termed as a "drive by gooning"

example.(Conversation with a friend with a headache)

Since you have a headache i will stop making jokes and let you be.

So is it a sick to your stomach type, or just want quiet type. (I am asking how bad the headache is)

Now the response.

"Just the quiet type, wait did you mean my headache or your humour?"

There, that was me being "gooned" arghhh.

by Freezzer June 14, 2010

goon

Every man in Newquay who owns a Sailors loyalty card. You know who you are!

Oh look, there's that goon trying to pull the 15 year old wearing white lycra.

by Beast From The East May 18, 2004

Goon

Generally slow witted, goofy or Katy

OMG Katy your are such a GOON

by X_patch_X January 24, 2007

Goon

A goon is a person above all the rest. A real, respectful, high powered individual. Goon(s) are like a gang of brothers that always have eachothers back. Don't fuck with Goons.

"Ride or Die Goons"
"Me and my goons"-Plies

by Big Meech Goon November 20, 2010

gooning

The act of working out at the gym to try and get buff.

Mike: "Yo you going to the gym today?"
Stuart: "Yeah bro, we be gooning hardcore today."

by Carlos Malone July 26, 2011