Gooner

commonly refers to guys that have a blue car that constantly breaks and is falling apart, usually have a name like callum

callum is such a gooner

by cookie fella May 9, 2025

gooner

A lower level of zebodky.

Wasi is such a gooner. He'll never be like Micah.

by The Zebodky October 6, 2025

got the gooner

Got the sack

Today I got the gooner from work

by Your joking November 20, 2021

squanching gooner

someone who is addicted to masturbating to underage girls instagram posts while in the process of hanging themselves

Did you hear Alex is a squanching gooner?

by Gooning Enjoyer December 26, 2023

Gnaw Gooner

A Gnaw Gooner is an individual who has gained hand calluses and really enjoys scratching or gnawing them off or just picking at them. It is a stimulating activity known to be popular by gym goers/ autistic people.

"My autistic teacher remembers back in the day when he was a Gnaw gooner. He doesn't partake in that life anymore."

by spiritualbxtch January 30, 2025

Poopy Gooner

A gooner of a high caliber of which they can't control themselves and feel the urge to do it everywhere at every time, other than out in public. Poopy Gooners are especially known to goon while they are taking a shit. Poopy Gooners have the capability to goon while shitting consecutively.

"Hey, you're taking too damn long in the bathroom! Don't tell me you are gooning again you damn poopy gooner!"

by 6 or 7 mustard seeds November 13, 2025

Gooner

Someone who participates in the act of gooning (oftentimes addicted to it) and is proud of this.

Person 1: I beat my meat all day to those pics
Person 2: Wth is wrong with you, gooner

by Ihavenolife_68421 May 11, 2024