Gooner

Whatever you want it to be

Furtive's friend sky is a gooner

by The Youtuber Awesome October 8, 2018

Gooner

One who loves crab Rangoon's.

Me and my friends are gooners and are all going to goon together tonight.

by CheezeWizz June 8, 2024

Gooner

Rylan Berry

Rylan Berry is a FUCKING gooner

by TheSandManTwentyTen March 28, 2025

Gooner

To be constantly on the edge of climax without actually experiencing that winning sensation. Results a stupefied and bitter temperament.

That guy from North London is a gooner

by Rattybags December 19, 2023

Gooner Artist

A gooner artist is a person from the tiktok art community who hates another person's artwork especially young artists
For example the "LUNA" situation where a kid made art of an oc called Luna and one asshole started to hate it and caused the comments to him (instigator)

There are many artists supporting her and your just a gooner artist

by Ur stinky March 29, 2025

Granny Gooner

Someone who is addicted to granny porn and loves it entirely

"I was just a regular gooner. But now I'm a granny gooner."

by Kaiba1098 March 18, 2025

Perpetual Gooner

Referring to a person who has become so lost in the sauce of pornography or other stimulating media, that they lose access to their higher brain function, seeing the world as a complete goon fest, masturbating dozens of time a day, often leading to decreased productivity in their daily lives, along with the destruction of friendships and other personal relationships.

Danny: Hey do you know if Matt is gonna come rock climbing with us this weekend?

Seth: Really Danny? Matt has become a fucking perpetual gooner, I haven’t even heard from him in weeks, I really doubt he’s coming with us this weekend.

Danny: …fuck… I miss him man.

Seth: *sigh* Me too man.

by CrazyCronker47 July 19, 2025