Poopy Gooner

A gooner of a high caliber of which they can't control themselves and feel the urge to do it everywhere at every time, other than out in public. Poopy Gooners are especially known to goon while they are taking a shit. Poopy Gooners have the capability to goon while shitting consecutively.

"Hey, you're taking too damn long in the bathroom! Don't tell me you are gooning again you damn poopy gooner!"

Poopy Gooner by 6 or 7 mustard seeds November 13, 2025

Greasy Gooner

An Individual (typically but not always male) who sits in their room, doesn't shower and masturbates all day

Yeah I met this guy, total greasy gooner, the motherfucker just sits in his room jacking off and playing dark souls.

Greasy Gooner by plgarch December 10, 2025

F2-gooner

The person in a house who is know for indiscrete gooning

Omg he is the F2-Gooner

F2-gooner by LeBron of words January 27, 2026

Spinning Gooner

When two men have anal sex, If the bottom guy is feeling mischievous. He will force the too on his back and spin/twirl on his partner’s member, causing singular pain, pleasure, or just both.

If we ever have love, I am lowkey going to give you a Spinning Gooner

Spinning Gooner by gentlez March 7, 2026

Dirty Gooner

A person who is addicted to masterbation but only when they have purposely avoided any type of bathing or hygiene activities and get off to their own swamp ass/pit stank

I was going to hangout with Bailey today but he’s preparing to be a dirty gooner this weekend so I cancelled

Dirty Gooner by Madebymake999 March 30, 2026

Party Gooner

A person who only masturbates when over 10 people are in the same room as them.

I would consider myself to be a party gooner.

Party Gooner by Jopianos April 2, 2026

Gay Gooner Coward

A term frequently used by Harvard undergraduates to refer to people who are bad at poker

Milan Brown is a gay gooner coward for folding on quad 5's off the flop

Gay Gooner Coward by ITGProfessor May 1, 2026