if its a hole its a goal

literally every hole in the human body is a place for a man to stick his cock.

usally said in jest, but some sick people mean it

"oh dude, i can't belive you fucked her in the ear"
"If its a hole its a goal!"

by hsdd January 11, 2009

Fried Gold

A term to mean something really really cool or impressive. Originates from the T.V series Spaced and popularised in the film Shaun of the Dead.

"Now how's that for a slice of fried gold!"

by Zues May 29, 2004

QUEBEC GOLD

strain of weed grown hydroponically in canada

blazed some qg last night man that quebec gold is da bombdiggidy!!

by RICOG$ November 15, 2005

Gold Digger

Heather Mills.

That gold digger only married Paul McCartney for his money.

by An Anon May 17, 2009

gold slugs

Gold Teeth

Instead of natural white teeth he had gold slugs.

by Regal003 January 25, 2016

63-yard field goal

1. The longest field goal ever kicked in the NFL, accomplished by Tom Dempsey of the New Orleans Saints in 1970 and Jason Elam of the Denver Broncos in 1998.

2. When you've completely fucked yourself and are left with a desperation play bordering on a miracle as your last and only available option of succeeding.

Yeah, I thought it'd be funny to pull a White Shadow on her, but she didn't feel the same way. All I can do now is buy a bouquet of flowers, go over there, and try to kick a 63-yard field goal.

by Chendaddy February 15, 2006

Relationship Goals

A couple who are the best couple out there. They are the power couple. Everyone wants to be like them.

Girl to boyfriend: Why can't we have a relationship like Jessica and William?!!?

Boyfriend: Psh those are unrealistic relationship goals they're too perfect.

by Pshyouknowitsthetruth November 9, 2015