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Girlfriend 

A term describing the act of spending all the money you worked hard to earn on things you've been really looking forward to getting yourself, on another person, who's happiness and joy means more to you than any thing else money can buy.
I just got my girlfriend a fancy note worth of fun and exciting things for her birthday! I know it's already been 17 years, but that custom fursuit design can wait another couple months..
Girlfriend by SeiRruf January 25, 2018

Girlfriend 

Something I will never, ever have.
My girlfriend is so curvy that you can’t- oh wait, that’s oxygen.
Girlfriend by Samsational Punlord October 20, 2019

Girlfriend 

Girlfriend by Desire 07 February 17, 2020

Girlfriend 

Someone who stays with you when you have money, Leaves when you are broke
Pussy Girlfriend
Girlfriend by LongerthanyourDick November 15, 2019

Girlfriend 

Girlfriend by LinkHood October 16, 2019

Girlfriend 

Me: Hey, do you have a girlfriend?
My friend: No, mine's dead.
Girlfriend by Markus Vanbugo October 7, 2019