Gorilla Glue Gurkin Jerkin

When you use super glue to glue your dick tip shut then you jerk off to completion

Yo I gave myself a Gorilla Glue Gurkin Jerkin yesterday and now I think I have an infection

by PickleKing11 May 13, 2023

Double Gluck gurkinspurt

When two girls or guys are sucking your balls and you spurt out lots of sperm and they start gagging on your kids

Maverick told me that he was gonna get double gluck gurkinspurt later from his friends Tim and Merrick.

by cuckmasteroftheworld February 3, 2026

Kirking my gerkin

When you jerk off so hard that it’s like you assassinated your penis

I was kirking my gerkin so hard last night I think I need to see a doctor

by HOWYADOIN March 12, 2026