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giraffes and zebras

the act of getting your cock sucked in a public setting. originating from the co dependent relationship of the giraffe and zebra in their natural habitat. the zebras and giraffes stay together because the zebras alert the giraffes of snakes and the giraffes alerts the zebras of lions.
tom- hey Brittany lets play giraffes and zebras, ill look out for the lions while you suck my snake.
by rawdogkilla November 6, 2013
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giraffe's ass

What you are higher than when you are good and fucked up.
"Remember that day I ate that whole edible by myself? I was Higher than a giraffe's ass."
by Felicityfartwell October 9, 2020
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Giraffe's Neck

When, after eating sweetcorn, you turn and check the turd in the bowl and see that it has sweetcorn spotted in the shit. It's long and quite thick and looks just like a Giraffe's Neck.
"Wow! Check out my turd Angelique - it looks just like a Giraffe's Neck!"
...."Did you have tuna and sweetcorn today Francois?"
by Erica Cantona October 2, 2013
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Sexy giraffe

Sexy giraffe is a term used referring to the sexiest member of the giraffe society. (Grandma Tori)
Did you see 'sexy giraffe' yesterday at the mall?? I didn't know she could get even hotter!
by Boopdesnoop April 18, 2018
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yes, giraffe

a sarcastic remark to be used as an insult when u having nothing else to say
ex.

u can also use it as a non-sequential response to any and every question asked
a: FUCK U
B: yes, giraffe

ex.

Matt: whats the answer to the random complicated math problem onon the board?

Ania: YES GIRAFFE!
by Ania and Matt October 22, 2004
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Oral Giraffe

When a man does a handstand on top of a step stool making him that much taller, and receives a blowjob (Oral Sex) from a man or woman. His butt cheeks will also be massaged and played with.
Oh my god, Kirsten! I can't believe you actually gave him an oral giraffe! You're such a slut!

Lindsey! Give me an oral giraffe, please!
by kirsie-kirs June 7, 2011
mugGet the Oral Giraffemug.

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