St. George is like any other city in utah... Full of mormons.
If you aren't mormon.. you'll be looked like you're black.
That's another thing, black people are about as hard to come by as a shooting star.
Polygamists are regular sites to be seen at Costco. They usually have 10 kids with them, and those ten kids are each carrying a baby. They can be commonly seen buying 10 gallon containers of mayonaise and a cart full of toilet paper.
The city is full of:
A) emo teenagers with nothing to do but smoke weed, sit around, and smoke more weed.
B) senior citizens who sit in their houses all day that occasionally come out to drive their golf carts 1/4 mile then stop to realize they don't even live near a golf course, and drive back home.
C) Preppy teens who hang out at wal-mart all day.
D) latinos who rave about how awesome their latino heratige is.
The most exciting event of the year is when st. George hoasts the senior olympics.. St. George is hot, and boring. It's like Las vegas, without all that las vegas has to offer. There's a church on every corner, and is extremely diverse... not.
The nice thing about St. George is there's hardly any crime, compared to the rest of utah winters aren't so bad... but compared to California it's hell during winter. There is a very luxurious part of St. George which is very pretty. Unfortunately 99.9% of the population can't afford to live there. The people are really nice too, and it's only an hour and a half away from sin city.
If you aren't mormon.. you'll be looked like you're black.
That's another thing, black people are about as hard to come by as a shooting star.
Polygamists are regular sites to be seen at Costco. They usually have 10 kids with them, and those ten kids are each carrying a baby. They can be commonly seen buying 10 gallon containers of mayonaise and a cart full of toilet paper.
The city is full of:
A) emo teenagers with nothing to do but smoke weed, sit around, and smoke more weed.
B) senior citizens who sit in their houses all day that occasionally come out to drive their golf carts 1/4 mile then stop to realize they don't even live near a golf course, and drive back home.
C) Preppy teens who hang out at wal-mart all day.
D) latinos who rave about how awesome their latino heratige is.
The most exciting event of the year is when st. George hoasts the senior olympics.. St. George is hot, and boring. It's like Las vegas, without all that las vegas has to offer. There's a church on every corner, and is extremely diverse... not.
The nice thing about St. George is there's hardly any crime, compared to the rest of utah winters aren't so bad... but compared to California it's hell during winter. There is a very luxurious part of St. George which is very pretty. Unfortunately 99.9% of the population can't afford to live there. The people are really nice too, and it's only an hour and a half away from sin city.
"Hey look it's St. George!"
Californian: Wow it is so cold up in har during the winter!
Californian2: I know it's nearly 50 degrees, better put on the snow chains.
Californian: Wow it is so cold up in har during the winter!
Californian2: I know it's nearly 50 degrees, better put on the snow chains.
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Despite being tied down by strict uniform policies and school rules, the St George Girls still manages to somehow look downright gorgeous!
It's in the genes...
Everyone talks about how they hate the Techies (see Sydney Tech), but deep down inside they know they'd rather have them as our brother school (we've grown to put up with their geeky ways).
One thought though, the St George and Tech uniforms are totally different. The St George uniform is navy (like our neighbours The Marists) and the Tech uniform is maroon (like their neighbours The Bethanies). Why don't we exchange uniforms? Dibs on navy, we don't want maroon.
Candy-striped, tie-wearing JUNIORS aside, the St George Girls senior uniform is one of the (relatively) good looking uniforms around (our sympathy goes out to those who must wear potato sacks).
We are all strong, 'independently minded young women'.
Despite being tied down by strict uniform policies and school rules, the St George Girls still manages to somehow look downright gorgeous!
It's in the genes...
Everyone talks about how they hate the Techies (see Sydney Tech), but deep down inside they know they'd rather have them as our brother school (we've grown to put up with their geeky ways).
One thought though, the St George and Tech uniforms are totally different. The St George uniform is navy (like our neighbours The Marists) and the Tech uniform is maroon (like their neighbours The Bethanies). Why don't we exchange uniforms? Dibs on navy, we don't want maroon.
Candy-striped, tie-wearing JUNIORS aside, the St George Girls senior uniform is one of the (relatively) good looking uniforms around (our sympathy goes out to those who must wear potato sacks).
We are all strong, 'independently minded young women'.
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P2: "Oh, then she's St George Girls' material insert wink here"
P2: "Oh, then she's St George Girls' material insert wink here"
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