Extremely large clitoris that causes a person who encounters it to unexpectedly make a face like a gopher. Name derived from the Lady GaGa scandal of 2009 in which she/he was accused of having either a penis or a very large clitoris. Gopherface rhymes with "Pokerface," a popular song in 2009.
When I pulled off Jane's panties, I began to cry when I discovered that she had a huge gopherface that put my cock to shame.
by Johnny Marshmallow August 18, 2009
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Cate: Stop being such a genophone, your embarrassing us!
Anna:... ...!
Cate: Stop being such a genophone, your embarrassing us!
Anna:... ...!
by Aeronol January 13, 2014
Get the Genophone mug.Gopher Shit is used to describe a nasty little man, or woman. They tend to be brownish, and small. Just like Gopher Shit. A person who is described as a piece of "Gopher Shit" is usually untrustworthy, dark, weak, and senile. The piece of Gopher Shit is also false, and filthy, The piece of Gopher Shit is also untrustworthy and undependable, it should be discarded.
Mark looks is a piece of Gopher Shit
Jose is so nasty, he's nastier than Gopher Shit
Juan looks like Gopher Shit
Juanita is so dark, darker than gopher shit
Jose is so nasty, he's nastier than Gopher Shit
Juan looks like Gopher Shit
Juanita is so dark, darker than gopher shit
by Bugatti July 13, 2014
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He gained enormous attention and cancer from wannabes and skids after he built a self-driving car and was interviewed by Bloomberg Business.
He gained enormous attention and cancer from wannabes and skids after he built a self-driving car and was interviewed by Bloomberg Business.
guy 1: yo man did u see geohot's new tutorial?
guy 2: no, wuts so special bout it?
guy 1: he fuckin told meh how to hax meh iphone, now i have moar permissions n shit
guy 2: no, wuts so special bout it?
guy 1: he fuckin told meh how to hax meh iphone, now i have moar permissions n shit
by the-cancer-killer October 12, 2016
Get the geohot mug.when you have to make doo butt dont have a place to go to so your gopher pokes out of its hole... the corn hole.
I had to take a shit so bad I was gopher poking.
i was gopher poking when i attempted figging and i think the gopher isnt a vegan.
I bet I can save those gopher poke folk by making free solar porta pottys with fans and dryer sheets and pay for it with advertising on the porta pottys.
i was gopher poking when i attempted figging and i think the gopher isnt a vegan.
I bet I can save those gopher poke folk by making free solar porta pottys with fans and dryer sheets and pay for it with advertising on the porta pottys.
by openInvent December 17, 2016
Get the gopher poking mug.This nigga Jason be gophing, whipping out his cock in Tyler's face and shit, but it's good cuz he straight... prolly.
by ChinaNumba one! May 4, 2017
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