Gen Z

Proof that the future of humanity as a whole and the civilization the Greater Generation built for the west is doomed. Thanks to social media, AI, and unrealistic expectations of reality brainwashing the young adults of today, you can expect the economy to crash by 2050-2060 and a post-apocalyptic world by 2090-2100 since 99% of the adult/elderly population in that time won't know how to properly think for themselves, let alone govern anything. And Millennials, if not all dead by then, would gladly enable their idea of a "perfect" world.

Sometime in the year 2069...

Patient: "Doctor, I am having a hard time breathing, and my feet are red, swollen, and filled with pus! I don't know if I'll live for much longer..."

Gen Z Doctor: *pulls AirPod out of ear* "Sorry, I couldn't hear you. What'd you say?"

Patient: "I SAID I CANNOT BREATHE AND MY FEET ARE SWELLING UP LIKE BALLOONS! I THINK I'M DYING!"

Doctor: "Ohhh. Ye lmao. You probably are. ChatGPT said you have a disease in your brain, and we're gonna let our test robots perform surgery on you. For now, jus take some ibuprofen or something. Idk."

by I live at 308NegraArroyoLane September 15, 2025

gen z

the peak born between 1997 and 2012.

John was born in 2012, Bob was born in 2004, Ben was born in 1999, but they are all gen z.
Technically

by 147852369/*-+.0 September 30, 2025

Gen Z

Generation Z!

After years of calling everyone else ‘old’ have; in an ironic twist of fate, become Old.

“Want to hear a joke? Why has Gen Z become so old all of the sudden? Because x, y; Z!”
😭🥹🥺

by WeAreUFC October 13, 2025

Gen z

My definition of gen z is someone born between 2000 and 2010.

Gen z is someone born between 2000 and 2010. People born before 2000 are millennials. Period.

by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing November 18, 2025

Gen Z “Oh!”

The response your mean and unfunny friend has when you purposely make an ironically cringe joke or say something out of pocket. They act weirded out to embarrass you and make you think about what you said. Most likely trying to recreate that one video by Sabrina Brier where she goes “Oh!”

“I’d let bowser fuck the shit out of me.”
“Oh!” *Does the Gen z “oh!”*

by Swapilla December 17, 2025

Gen Z

A generation that gets ragged on a lot. Not as bad as people think, but there are some crazy ones. Extremely split between conducting a plan for a mass genocide and being gay. Either you're gay or racist by choice, there are no other options.

Gen Z is a pretty polarized generation, with one half being extremely racist, homophobic, and misogynistic, and the other being LGBTQ snowflakes

by Floppy Taco March 7, 2023

Gen z

Gen z is usually refered to the generation of people that are lazy and sensitive to everything. The people who say this are most likely millennials that are more sensitive and try to "get hip with the kids", failing miserably and spending their time on urban dictionary because they are angry little pussies that don't know how to grow up.
The reason why Gen z is lazy can't take a fucking joke is because most of them are either burnt out from school or phone addicted little pricks. Also I'm not even gonna lie, most of the "jokes" that Gen z hears aren't even funnier than a brick. Most of them are just literal racism that have a smidge of seriousness.

Person: Haha I'm gonna r*pe you n*ga ur so fucking gay
Gen z person: That's not even funny get a life
Person: You're just being oversensitive you fucking phone addict
Gen z: ...

by The penis puncher June 27, 2024