Garrett Rosson

Garrett Rosson fucks. This guy is a KING no no.. a GOD in bed and will give you the best stroke game of your life.

Sarah: Oh my God I had the Garrett Rosson experience last night and I can't feel my legs!

by Wee Wee in My Pants August 29, 2022

Garrett Sober

A baseline sobriety when an individual is only drinking alcohol and smoking weed. Nothing more, nothing less.

Bro I’ve been Garrett sober for three months. No more hard shit for me. I’ll still party and stuff though.

by Beanz.or.beano September 2, 2022

Pyles Garrett

The sexual act of shitting on someones chest and then clubbing them like a baby seal with a football helmet

Dude I totally gave her a Pyles Garrett last night.

by Avetso December 1, 2019

Garrett Glencoe

Me

Its me Garrett Glencoe

by Me dumby head September 17, 2018

Pull-a-Garrett

To cut and colour one's hair in an unusually bad fashion.

Nice bleach job, Darlene...pulling a Garrett are we?

by lostc February 7, 2005

Garrett Lawson

A person who never knows what he is talking about and nobody ever listens to them, they usually tend to have very small penis’s and have old men clothing style. They wear new balance shoes that old people wear and are only 5’0 if that.

Dude you see that person standing over there, he’s such a Garrett Lawson

by Garrett Lawson May 1, 2019

garrett vanhollerback

a little farmer boy that kills stuff on the farm with a bb gun. he even has his own horse that he rides to school everyday

wow bro you are just like a garrett vanhollerback!

by frhgvkjhq;vrnjcf;l May 22, 2019