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wannabe gamer

Someone who only buys games like call of duty, halo, and gears of war just to get themselves "in" with the gamer crowd. Wannabe gamers commonly overuse words like "n00b" "p0wn" and "l33t".

Many people wonder why anyone would want to be considered a gamer, as gamers commonly live in their parents basement off pizza and 2 liter bottles of soda. This is a mystery still unsolved by modern science.
Bubba: Dude should I invite Dick to come play some mass effect with us on Friday?

Chazz: Nah brah Dick is just a wannabe gamer he probably doesn't even know what mass effect is.
by shitler!! March 6, 2011
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gafers

gafers is another name for the police. It is usally used by south english people or by gangs to singnal the police are on their way or already there.
"shit, run its the gafers".
by FrankieeElle July 18, 2009
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Gamer Archetype

There are two ways to classify gamers, by time and genre.

Time: The basic and easy to define archetype.

Casual: These gamers often log less than 20 hours of play time a week

Core: The bulk of gamers, the play usually between 20-30 hours a week

Hardcore: These gamers manage to log 30-40+ hours a week. I fit into this genre.

-SubCore: Gamers that would be hardcore, but are restricted on time, because of parental/girlfriend/boyfriend interference.

Lead: These are the gamers you see at the top of the leaderboards, and statistically, for most games, these people work less than 20 hours a week. for most games this is the line you don't want to cross.
Which gamer archetype describes you?
by Novam the whitemage October 4, 2009
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Gamer uniform

The default clothes to wear when you have no intention of leaving the house because you'll be spending the rest of the day playing online games. Typically, the gamer uniform consists of: underpants; t-shirt; you're unwashed; unshaved; a cup of coffee nearby; snack food.
Sorry, I can't answer the door because I'm only wearing my gamer uniform.
by Gilcarad September 1, 2015
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gamer wave

The wave that forms on your hair when you're wearing headphones.

Sometimes known as a headphone line
Gamer 1: dude you got a gamer wave

Gamer 2: really bro, I was gaming all night
by The Vinny Tree May 16, 2019
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gamer fat

When you’re a gamer and you have some degree of fat.
That dude that ruined Warcraft for the kids on South Park was gamer fat.
by watermeloan September 4, 2019
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gamer pack

An alternate term for hacks or cheats in videogames. Used exclusively by omegachads.
I'm not using cheats, just making the most of my epic gamer pack.
by The Final Pam April 2, 2020
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