guzzle

The phenomena of internally reacting to an experience/message which would prompt a visceral response if other people were present/ if the experience was shared. (laughing in your head because no one else is there) (the theory that facial expressions are largely performed/learned and humans threshold for humour is significantly higher than externally presented)
Reading Gus's text made me guzzle, when I read it aloud to Lulu I started to laugh out loud.
by proteinballs July 03, 2024
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Joey Guzzle

A menace to society and himself know by all loved by few hated by those liberal retards. Has a big ol' peninsula (🍆💦 ) between his legs. Gets along great with John bologna. Doesn't get along great with 🦍 aka black people.
I am Joey Guzzle
by Joey guzzle June 28, 2021
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sludge guzzling road whore

A "Sludge guzzling road whore" is someone that is as sleazy as they are filthy! Absolutely no morals and will perform sexual acts of any kind with anyone for pennies on the dollar!!
Truck stops are often common places to find SLUDGE GUZZLING ROAD WHORES!
by One Witty chic April 21, 2017
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cum guzzling twat sucker

Usually a man who likes to suck and guzzle on their own cum. Occurs after they play with their twat. Which in this case is their penis and/or balls.
Adam is a cum guzzling twat sucker
by BEKatPotsdam February 12, 2010
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Guzzled

When an anal receiver farts on a giver's dick
Fuck she guzzled it whole! It's all crooked!
by Gack March 20, 2017
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gibson guzzle

When your homie says he's gay and offers to guzzle your cock juice!
I'm coming out of the closet... I dont want no trouble let me hit you with that Gibson Guzzle!
by Barbqking May 26, 2023
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A guy who guzzles glizzy named john.
"Look honey, its a Penis guzzling guy named john!"
by joe biren gives birth July 05, 2023
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