Gerald Ford

Apparently, one who enjoys the activities of watching football and eating high-calorie simultaneously with strangers.

Bob: Whoa, that's the last time I do that...
Julius: What happened?
Bob: This guy at the bar showed up with this huge grin on his face and asked me to come back to his place for nachos and to watch the Jet game.
Julius: Oh yeah, you were attacked by a rabid Gerry Ford... happens to the best of us.

by Nick February 3, 2004

Greality

Greality - Also known as Greeley, Colorado is located about 50 miles north of Denver and 35 miles southeast of Fort Collins fo co.

Greality was historically a wealthy agricultural community settled by the Union Colony Company, it is now the least expensive place to live in northern coloardo. The greater Greeley area is home to around 90,000 people. It is one of the fastest growing cities in the United States. The city has seen huge expansion west toward Interstate 25 and Loveland in recent years and very little growth east. If one were to include Windsor, which is north and west of G-Town into the equation, then the growth west is even more drastic. Many of the retail services have moved with the growth resulting in a coma for downtown and death for the covered mall. Much of the city's historic buildings and homes are not in demographically desireable areas (the east side of town), so much of the beauty and charm isn't preserved and enjoyed by the community. The public schools get a lot of flack, but actually do a very good job. There are also some fantastic charter schools for students K-12. The University of Northern Colorado is expanding and gaining credibility that it never had outside of the feilds of education and music. It's not a hot bed of entertainment, but it is a very nice place to raise children. It is down to earth and yuppy free (see Boulder and Fort Collins for yuppies).

by Greeley Resident April 21, 2008

Gerald

A unit of measure

It is colder than 10000 Geralds out here.
It is hotter than Gerald out here.

by Gerald10000 March 24, 2011

gealt

A person with a illness of the mind.

That gealt belongs in an institution

by Peter Conroy June 23, 2007

Gralof

Gralof = Great Rack A Lot Of Flab. Basically a girl who has a cracking rack but dodges a few too many salads so indecision on whether the rack is actually good or just good due to her fatness.

Mark - 'Check out the rack on that Gralof mate, id motorboat the fcuk out of it!'

Slayer - 'Would you also motorboat her four bellies aswell? That racks only good coz shes fat man!'

by thedean1984 July 20, 2011

Graal

Pretty much tinder for kids thrown into a game. Yeah it’s a 9+ game but one in a while you see virtual- you know. A poorly update game full of hackers and children with no life who spend thousands of hours finding a 12 year old date.

The only time I play graal is to pass time on the toilet.

by Yo boi Helios :| May 6, 2018

Gerald

A small gathering of mates.

Hey mate are you coming over for a gerald?

by ImmortalSpanner April 24, 2020