just one of the many accoutremants a performer must wear underneath a costume when one is a professional dancer. The granny panties are typically beige or nude in color to provide the voyeur with the illusion that they may have actually seen you waxed vulva in one of those intricate moves you busted.
"Leila, are you going to wear that sponge bob thong today? put on your granny panties!"
"you're right, granny panties can hold a lot more crunchy money!"
"you're right, granny panties can hold a lot more crunchy money!"
by MintyLeila July 07, 2005
Unwanted, non-personal email received from a family member, friend or colleague.
Granny spam has usually been forwarded several times and concerns such inane topics as childish jokes, dubious political propaganda, spurious computer security alerts or claims of monetary recompense in exchange for forwarding of said spam.
Subject lines are often of the form "FW: FW: FW: FW: bullshit"
Origin: Usenet, circa 1990-1999.
Granny spam has usually been forwarded several times and concerns such inane topics as childish jokes, dubious political propaganda, spurious computer security alerts or claims of monetary recompense in exchange for forwarding of said spam.
Subject lines are often of the form "FW: FW: FW: FW: bullshit"
Origin: Usenet, circa 1990-1999.
'granny spam', ... it's the kind of thing your grandmother, who has just discovered this newfangled internets thing, is likely to forward.
by mobius42 July 16, 2009
by Eaton Holgoode March 23, 2017
A car that is usually very luxurious and spacey, but takes up half the road and has old-style spoke rims. Usually driven by grannys, its a total turn off to bitches when you go on a date. Examples would be a Mercury Grand Marquis or a Buick Regal. Most if not all cars from Buick and Mercury are granny cars.
Guy: "Hey sexy, wanna go for a spin"
Hottie: "Not in that hunky granny car."
Guy's friend: "God dammit, get a new car for fucks sake."
Hottie: "Not in that hunky granny car."
Guy's friend: "God dammit, get a new car for fucks sake."
by DJChaucer July 20, 2009
the process in which a person battling a messed up sleeping pattern decides to skip 1 day of sleep in order to fall asleep by 8 p.m. and be awake by 4 a.m. Thus starting a new healthier sleeping pattern, like grannies.
by Ben Robot July 02, 2008
by Cabal January 09, 2006
Derogatory term used to insult (young) females with saggy, aged-looking breasts.
This may also be used to insult women without saggy breasts, just to make them feel insecure about their bodies and/or current age.
This may also be used to insult women without saggy breasts, just to make them feel insecure about their bodies and/or current age.
by Willem K February 15, 2008