Hooch Goblin

Person who drinks way too much for their own good.

Dude, Tim's mom barricaded herself in her room and drank ten bottles of rum. What a hooch goblin

by cappinniggashins February 7, 2010

Story Goblin

A person who commonly interrupts and 'takes over' a story that another person is currently telling.

This person will then take the story off on their own tangent ultimately leading people to forget about the original story and make people listen to their story.

I was telling everyone about my holiday yesterday, and then Jane interrupted me and just started talking about her past holidays. She is such a story goblin.

by hob-gobbo July 15, 2010

goblin pong

Beer pong played with liquor.

Dude, we ran out of beer and went to goblin pong. I don't remember much after that...

by GeorgieQ November 8, 2006

Cif goblin

Whoever accepts or steals cif gear knowing it isn't theirs

Martinez raised his hand when Davis asked "whose camelback is this" knowing damn well it wasn't his, what a cif goblin!

by Wagner <3 cox internet April 8, 2022

Snout Goblin

Someone who loves cigarettes. Usually JPS or Benson and Hedges. snout goblins will do anything to get a cigarette, even if it means the genocide of a whole race.

Oh my goodness Darren, please get the kids inside I just saw the local snout goblin !

by The Babber October 7, 2019

zipper goblin

An edge lord who won’t shut the fuck up about his himself while in possession of an excessive amount of zippers.

Fuck Jonothon that zipper goblin piece of shit.

by DarkFinn March 3, 2018

Sock Goblin

An individual who sleeps under people's beds and steals socks that fall from the side of the bed.

This is the 5th pair of socks I lost to those darn sock goblins!

by KoyoRed January 20, 2020