Gerbilled Chocolate Cake Martin

Stuff a piece of frozen chocolate cake in the ass like a dildo then thaw it and eat it covered in butt drool.

That girl I gave the Gerbilled Chocolate Cake Martin to last night freaked after I told her the cake she just ate was in her ass last night.

by Richard Kraft August 28, 2006

Ass Gerbil

Someone who works hard, but has little or nothing to show for it.

I work for Walmart; How much more of an Ass Gerbil can a person become???

by JaredT79 January 8, 2017

Feeding the gerbil to the rabbit with a tomahawk

To masturbate, jerk off, beat ones meat.

I walked in on Mark feeding the gerbil to the rabbit with a tomahawk. Motherfucker.

by oneequalszero September 5, 2006

sex gerbil

"Sex symbol" being misread.

See Harry Potter.

"Harry is a sex gerbil!"

by Typing Paper September 5, 2004

Gerbiling

1) v. The act of eating food at such a high rate that a large portion of the food intended for consumption gets dropped on the floor.

2) v. 'Gerbiling' can also be extended to dropping generally anything you touch on the floor in extreme cases

"Damn Travis, you've dropped so much food on my floor. Are you even eating?"

"Hey! Gerbiling is a debilitating illness. Do you know how little I actually eat?"

"I do, seeing as I could make a meal out of what you've dropped."

by Chadc265 December 26, 2011

gerbil blender

An event involving several young women who seek to share the same older in a late night bang fest. A blending of gerbils, if you will.

"Sherry and Amy totally scored a gerbil blender last night."

by Perfect Peter September 28, 2011

gerbiling

The act of tipping a cheap bottle of liquor up and chugging it as if you were a gerbil drinking from its water bottle. The act is preferably done with a 1.75 of something equally as shitty as fleischmanns or rondiaz.

"Did you see Griffin last night? He was so drunk he began gerbiling the fleischmanns!"

by TighterthanAK March 30, 2014