Genshin Impact

Genshin Impact™ is a game designed by the Chinese Communist party for the sole purpose of convincing morbidly obese unfunny American band students to blow their entire savings on 3D rendered breasts and inevitably get fuck all thus preventing said weeabo americans from ever breeding and thus wiping out the shower avoidant twats from the face of the earth.

Player : "Ah fuck I lost the 50/50 in Genshin Impact™ again. Well I'll go back to fapping to literal drawings of children and browsing r/goodanimememes."

by hutaolover🥺 January 14, 2023

genshin could never

Free 5 star, Free 20 pulls, 1 star reviews, self module artifacts, free 5 stars standard

Genshin could never beat Star Rail

by furizz February 21, 2024

Genshin Hater

Twitter and instagram users who are fans of the game Genshin Impact. These types of people are not to be messed with as they have low IQ and will bombard you with death threats if you don’t agree with them

1: Let’s see the latest news for Genshin!
2: Don’t

1: Why?
Twitter and Instagram: I HATE GENSHIN IMPACT, I HATE IT, IT SHOULD DIE!!
1: Oh…
2: Yup…
1: Genshin Hater?
2: Genshin Hater

by AkiraCanPlay March 21, 2025

Genshin Impact

A forbidden game which when played, instantly adds 50 kilograms of fat on your body and generates a fatal allergy to grass. Playing Genshin Impact puts the gamer at a huge risk of losing their father or sometimes both parental figures Genshin Impact is simialar to league of legends and other various anime-related video games which have the same effects on any life forms.

"Sorry son, i cant stay here because you are playing Genshin Impact"

by DuckWithToast May 21, 2023