Funeral dildo

A communal sex toy (frequently a family heirloom) used to alleviate grief in times of mourning.
Aunt Enya stood by her husband's casket, tears cascading down her grief-stricken face as the wails of the women in the family filled the room. The air was heavy with sorrow, the weight of loss palpable in the mournful atmosphere.

Amidst the sorrow, a whispered secret emerged, passed down through generations - the ancient family "funeral dildo." Shock and disbelief clouded Enya's eyes as the women, consumed by grief, revealed the taboo object. In their shared pain, they sought solace in the forbidden comfort it offered.

One by one, the women took turns, finding a bittersweet release in their shared act of defiance against death's cruel grip. Enya watched, her heart heavy with a mix of shock and understanding. Even Nana Val, her frail body confined to a Victorian wheelchair, found temporary respite from her own suffering. As the night wore on, the echoes of grief softened, replaced by a fragile sense of peace.

In that moment, amongst the tears and whispered confessions, Aunt Enya found a glimmer of hope in the midst of her despair. The mourning dildo, with its taboo allure, had woven a strange tapestry of healing through the tangled threads of grief, binding the women together in a shared, sacred moment of release.
by sad grandma November 22, 2024
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vagina funeral

When something's a major turn off for a someone( mostly girls).
Nate was being a total vagina funeral when he started dancing.
by mariee me May 17, 2014
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funeral

A ceremony honoring a person who passed away. Involving burial.
''a really sad funeral''
by the random. December 01, 2021
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Funeral

A party or celebration for the death of someone.
Person 1: I'm going to a funeral.
Person 2: oh, who died?
by BiShadowEnby August 10, 2021
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RUSSIAN state Funeral

The delicate act of being thrown out of the 6th floor of a hospital window while you are still breathing.
Man...Sergei just had his Russian State Funeral after getting that contract renewed fort his tractor factory in Omsk.
by Murray the K September 07, 2022
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Space Funeral

Space Funeral is an RPG game created in 2010 by thecatamites. It's a game about a depressed boy named Phillip who leaves his house to stop all the crazy things going on in his world. On the way, he fights enemies, recruits a new party member (A horse made out of severed legs), and interacting with special characters to key you in on where you're supposed to do (Not entirely)
Some guy: Hey have you ever played Space Funeral?
Some other guy: Yeah! It's really awesome!!!
by SOSOOSOS January 10, 2019
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at a funeral?

Dumb way to say "For Real?" or "On God" first heard in Los Angeles.

Later on heard in a popular game called "GTA San Andreas", Carl Johnson (CJ) used the sentence "at a funeral?" in one of the cutscenes.
A: "We goin to kill that ni**a up!"
B: "at a funeral?"
by keezishere September 07, 2020
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