Fudite

A disgusting fanny paste found on the wrist of your north face jumper after you get it back from your ex girlfriend after a breakup

Here whys there fudite aw over yer jumper , fs man is that fanny crust ?

by Cutnaboot January 26, 2025

funding ejaculation

Similar to the Indonesian slang term "ejakulasi dana" with this same meaning, this slang term refers to the phenomenon where you spend much of your money right after you obtain some money.

I just got my paycheck, and before I knew it, I had a funding ejaculation—bought the latest iPhone and a bunch of latest AAA video games!

by Emotional Cruiser September 26, 2025

Fundido

A place to throw rocks at.

You’re a fundido, now die.

by Fundido November 9, 2025

Fundating

Functioning ahead of the game.

I’ve been fundating all my life and have never stopped.

by Zane1 January 7, 2026

excessive funding

(From the National Football League's penalty for 'excessive celebration') Said of a website that either requires you to remember yet another password or is loaded with so much advertising and pop-ups, yet has content that might be useful to you, as to be unusable. A website that doesn't pull its load.

User goes to interesting-looking site, gets bombarded with pop up ads only to find that you need to create a log-in to get the content.

Referree says: "Excessive funding...10 yard penalty..."

by Braveheart The Brat-Free May 24, 2014

Chesapeake Fundip

A blowjob where after the first lick you sprinkle Old Bay seasoning on the dick to give a spicy crab flavor to your man.

That girl from tinder is from Maryland so you know she gave me that Chesapeake Fundip

by Old bay daddy February 5, 2024

Forbidden Fundip

When you take a butt plug and dip it in lubricant, then roll it around in the finest columbian fish scale.

A euphoric experience that numbs the hole all as well! It’s forbidden fundip!!!

Yo bro I did that forbidden fundip on Kayla yesterday! She is such a freak!

by Billy boy baggins December 9, 2023