fuck me in the ass and call me johnny

something you say when you are very surprised by what just happened or you dont know what to say. It is also something you could say to make a bunch of people laugh in

Guy 1: *silence*

Guy 2: fuck me in the ass and call me johnny

Guy 1: *HAHA* bro what the fuck was that *Cough Cough* you have me dying over here

Guy 2: *Laughing* i dont fucking know dude no one was talking so i just said something

Guy 1: ok then

by SmallCreamDaddy November 26, 2021

fuck me in the ass and call me susan

Wanting to get fucked in the ass whilst being called Susan

Oh fuck me in the ass and call me susan

by Adfdgvdhvdhkpkgrjvdyn March 16, 2017

fuck her right in the ass

To penetrate a women in their anus - an unpolite way of telling someone to have strong relationships with another human being.

u shud fuck her right in the ass imo

by fifu92336 May 26, 2015

Fucking whore ass bitch shit dick

An excuse to say six curse words in an insult.

random guy: you suck!
you: you fucking whore ass bitch shit dick
random guy: you win

by welthy rich not November 18, 2019

Fuck me in the ass and call me Joe

What my friend says instead of well call me surprised. And Joe-Joe exotic

Well Fuck me in the ass and call me Joe, she caught the squirrel!

by Heyyyyugly November 19, 2020

Frank's fresh fucked ass

1.Something to say when things dont go right (such as in a poker game).

2. A description of feelings or a situation.

3. Sometimes used as an insult.

EXAMPLE:
shit! I needed a king for a straight but all I got was frank's fresh fucked ass.

EXAMPLE:
Man: How you doing
Mann2: I feel like frank's fresh fucked ass thats how im doing.

EXAMPLE:
Dude you look like frank's fresh fucked ass!!

by Canacius April 10, 2005

FAB (fuck ass bob)

fuck ass bob.
ear-length horrendous bob haircut
most of the time it’s a middle part.
no one can serve a bitch ass FAB.
serves ZERO cunt. Like the girl Kat from Euphoria head ass

did you see that girl’s FAB (FUCK ass bob)? absolutely ridiculous. ear length AND middle part. Could’ve saved it with a side part…

by creamymama August 20, 2023