Freshman Two Step 

A way of walking most high school and college freshman learn during orientation week to get to their classes as fast as possible without a class or test being missed. This method of walking up steps includes taking one step over two stairs. This walk up the steps makes your time twice as short and your legs twice as muscular while still getting to class on time (close enough at least). This way of walking up stairs also is learned when not knowing the campus well, creating stress on this freshman, pressuring them into an east coast mentality when it comes to getting to class. This condition is mostly worn off by the summer of the freshman's first year, for they finally know the campus well enough to not freak out.

On the stairs to the college library;

Sophmore; Hey, what the hell man!

Freshman; Sorry, bro!

(turns to his friend) Sophmore; Dude, what the hell was that guy's rush?

Friend; Oh don't worry about him. He just learned the Freshman Two Step.

Freshman Two Step by TheVintageguy May 22, 2013

freshman graveyard

All the empty bottles you and your friends finished during your first year at college. Usually kept in a duffle bag under someones bed.

*finishes handle of strawberry Svedka*
ADD IT TO THE FRESHMAN GRAVEYARD

freshman graveyard by kittykat0218 December 20, 2013

freshman fluff 

The small and/or hard to see facial/armpit/body/other hair on a male freshman that is often a source of mockery for them. The facial hair consists of only a light moustache with nothing else, and is generally very hard to see. The armpit and bodily hair is often only mentioned/seen in lockers rooms when the freshman is on a jv/varsity sport, and will make him the butt of jokes for the remainder of the season.

One senior to another in the halls:
"Get a load of that freshman fluff over there, does that kid even shave?"

In the lockeroom after football practice, Joe(a senior) says to Larry (a freshman):
"That's some nice freshman fluff armpit hair you've got there"

freshman fluff by alfaveetagamma September 5, 2014

Freshman Shitties

When a college freshman who lives in the crappiest residence halls, otherwise known as petri dishes, is sick and just generally feels like complete shit for most of their first semester of college.

I got the freshman shitties BAD.

Freshman Shitties by Fancie(: November 19, 2014

freshman 50 

Freshman 50 is the result when you don't control yourself eating in the college. It generally means that the person gains 50 pounds after entering the college. It is a derivation from freshman 15.

"Hey Broadway, You know how heavy I am right now?"
"I don't know? Worse than fresh 15?"
"Fucking Yes! I got my freshman 50!"

freshman 50 by Oldpunkky February 28, 2017

Freshman Pump 

The one kid in every freshman class that gets so drunk, that they have to get their stomach pumped.

the party got so out of control last night that John had to go to the hospital. Looks like the freshman pump has been chosen.

Freshman Pump by The Smelly Souce October 23, 2017

freshman challenge 

Typically done by seniors, but any upperclassmen will do. The Freshman Challenge is the act of an upperclassmen (typically male) having sexual intercourse with a freshman (typically female).
A variation on this challenge is how many freshmen one can perform intercourse with in the school year (summer vacation does not count as there are not any official freshmen until the school year begins)

Damn, I think John's trying to do the Freshman Challenge with Amanda!

freshman challenge by lolrekt69 June 13, 2018