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Google Foul 

A Google Foul occurs when someone, during the course of an email exchange (or other, non-live conversation), takes a time out to Google something and then re-enters the conversation as an expert on the topic, pretending they knew the info all along.
Dad: Hey son, whatcha' listening to?

Son (without removing oversized headphones): Just some really cool mash ups I found"

(Interlude as Dad runs to his computer, Googles "mash up" and then Googles "Top ten mash ups all time".) Then later...

Dad: Yeah, Son, you should check out the mash up of Rick Astley and Nirvanna, it's totally rad. Mash ups are really cool."

Son: I call a Google Foul. That one is really old and you didn't even know what a mash up WAS yesterday, did you?"

Dad: (Slinks away mumbling about interest rates and the global economic crisis. )
Google Foul by G-othermal March 22, 2012
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party foul 

Have you listened to Party Foul by Attack Attack!? It makes me want to dance.
party foul by Attack Attack Lover January 15, 2009

party foul 

Doing something stupid in a big group of people, e.g., a very crowded party, which results in a non-life-threatening but nonetheless unpleasant incident.
The mosh pit at the martini party was a major party foul.

Ducat Foul

When you sit down or stand up from a seated position and all of the loose change in your pockets falls out. Alternatively, when you leave your spare change in you pants/jacket, proceed to move said pants/jacket from your closet and change falls everywhere.
"Yo, get off the couch. I gotta pick out my change....I just pulled a mad Ducat Foul."
Ducat Foul by Marty May 10, 2004

party foul 

When multiple people are smoking a hookah, and someone kills the suction from your hose by uncovering their hose. Causes the smoker to have a coughing fit. When a party foul occurs, the foul-ee gets a slap on the hand as a punishment.
I was taking a big hit off the hookah when some idiot committed a party foul and I almost died coughing
party foul by Big Mike October 31, 2004

facebook foul 

Committing a foul against the social unwritten rules of Facebook.com, including immediate responses, message/wall chatting and most importantly, facebook stalking.
Z: Dude, that girl just commented on my status after only 45 seconds

N: That was a facebook foul. She's creeper status.
facebook foul by zahir0617 February 5, 2009

mud foul 

An unfortunate occurrence during ass wiping where a finger pokes through the paper, and touches poop.

A mud foul is typically the result of hurried wiping and/or cheap toilet paper.

Due to direct contact, the malodor will linger on the affected area despite repeated washings.
I had to pull over to shit at the gas station, and committed a serious mud foul when my finger poked through that cheap-ass toilet paper. My finger stank for days.
mud foul by Skip Bumphrey October 17, 2008