Fortunality

A fortunate eventuality.

"In the fortunality that we win this war..."
"There may come a fortunality where Josh shuts the fuck up"

by ThundorLord March 2, 2022

fortunability

To be in a situation that is fortunate or favorable.

I had the fortunability to see my team win the Super Bowl.

by jjacks May 9, 2015

wayne fortune

An amazing hot man a real daddy

That wayney baby daddy wayne fortune

by 4tune January 24, 2018

Fortune Cookie NEWS

The journalistic style of many Mainstream Media NEWS organizations that purports to foretell the future rather than report on the present. Often times used as a persuasive tool to make a population DO or BELIEVE in something.

Did you see CNN last night? Fortune Cookie NEWS claims the end of the world is coming unless we vote for candidate "X".

by Sun 'n Rain July 2, 2022

fortunication

To copulate with an exceptionally gross/ugly girl and subsequently receive a cash award for doing so, perhaps perpetrated by a loving brother who is trying to help out his ugly sister by paying someone to do her.

I would only have sex with that ugly bitch under the conditions of fortunication.

by The Grottomaster May 30, 2015

Ray Fortune

A pre-mature dickwad who is so into over doing his power of establishment that he forgets to not shop at baby gap for his work clothes. Ray is a racist, sexist, and homophobic whore just like the confederates he teaches about in history class who’s sex appeal isn’t even strong enough for shrek

Ray Fortune is a pompousth pusthy

by steve harvey is daddy March 24, 2019