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Ray Fortune

A pre-mature dickwad who is so into over doing his power of establishment that he forgets to not shop at baby gap for his work clothes. Ray is a racist, sexist, and homophobic whore just like the confederates he teaches about in history class who’s sex appeal isn’t even strong enough for shrek
Ray Fortune is a pompousth pusthy
by steve harvey is daddy March 24, 2019
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Fortunality

"In the fortunality that we win this war..."
"There may come a fortunality where Josh shuts the fuck up"
by ThundorLord March 2, 2022
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Fortune

A handsome boy with good sense of humor and very crazy person .And a person who is very loved and very popular
Fortune is the best fortune cookie I have ever had in my life
by anonymous November 24, 2021
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Squeal of Fortune

When you take a spinning wheel with names on it and spin it. The person whose name it lands on gets fucked by a horse and once they are dead, 4 dudes munge them.
Last night, we had a fun time after Leigh got the squeal of fortune
by itsmenotjames December 6, 2024
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Fortune Cookie NEWS

The journalistic style of many Mainstream Media NEWS organizations that purports to foretell the future rather than report on the present. Often times used as a persuasive tool to make a population DO or BELIEVE in something.
Did you see CNN last night? Fortune Cookie NEWS claims the end of the world is coming unless we vote for candidate "X".
by Sun 'n Rain July 2, 2022
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wayne fortune

by 4tune January 24, 2018
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