by Ilostmypooz August 3, 2025

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Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."
by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Stop processing my win in black jack as a loss, you pussy drawist.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Stop processing my win in black jack as a loss, you pussy drawist.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025

My hair is so that- Oh, shit it is getting a little thin on the front there, um- I'm doing that on purpose!
Hym "It isn't 'hair loss' you idiot. It's SCALP LIBERATION! FOR TOO LONG THE SCALP HAS BEEN LIVING UNDER THE CRUEL THUMB OF THE FOLLICLE! I WILL NO LONGER SIT IDLY BY WHILE MY SKULL FLESH IS RAPED BY THE FOLLICLE SCOURGE!"
by Hym Iam January 11, 2024

by I Ii July 22, 2018

No matter what anybody tells you, you don't have to change something about yourself every time you lose, and if you're already taking accountability for something, you don't have to take more accountability than what you're already taking, and if somebody tells you that you do, you can tell them to go fuck themselves. Refusing to change, refusing to step up when somebody tells you that you have to, refusing to start demanding more of others when someone starts demanding more of you or puts pressure on you to do so is refusing to compromise. In reality, you don't owe some dork from another town that demands that you change or take more accountability anything.
Loss is not a good or legitimate reason to change anything, everything happens for a reason, including losing a game here and there. It's just a stupid fucking sport, no matter who tries to make it more than that with demands or pressure.
by The Original Agahnim November 22, 2021

by peepeelad June 10, 2018
