floor donkey

The first person to pass out on the floor at a party

Kalan is always a floor donkey

by Scarab January 23, 2004

Floor Gang

A gang created by Pewds, and ceiling gang is our enemy.

I'm floor gang, heard that that guy there is ceiling gang. CRINGE

by Smolpp21 May 3, 2020

floor gorp

an edible snack mixture based on the "5-second rule".

Any combination of dry cereal, chocolate chips, nuts, etc. which land on the floor in front of the pantry, gathered together make "floor gorp".

by 'Mama B' August 21, 2009

Floor beer

1.(n)An unfinished beer that someone discarded on the street in an upright and still usable position.

2.(v)The act of strolling crowded streets getting drunk off such beers.

1. I assumed that the cold, frothy lager was a most excellent of floor beers, until it's owner careened out of the bar howling obscenities at me.

2. Floor beering is a fun, free, easy way to drink yourself under the table, but one must be wary of beers that have doubled as ashtrays.

by soopafukka April 27, 2009

Floor Hockey

A "sport" played in middle school gym classes and the special Olympics. No really, look it up.

"They're doing floor hockey in gym, I wish I had a broken ankle or something"

by Julius Sezuire March 16, 2014

Floor Sweeper

A derogatory term for man who behaves like a dick so big it would, if real, touch the floor and sweep it clean as he walked along.

“John is a real floor sweeper.....” implies that someone named John is behaving like a very large dick.

by Urban Worrior May 8, 2014

Top Flooring

You MUST top floor if you want to take the first step toward knowing EITHER how long it will take OR who even lives there. Everyone needs to put their hands in the sink, but the shower can only be on after the Winter Solstice. Otherwise, burn the chair in the corner.

Bill is top flooring that phone. Now he's a shoe.

by Putzppoomer November 17, 2016