Flongus

A sentient piece of faeces that grows legs and climbs out of the toilet to eventually track down its owner and consume their body. Flongus are usually found to form after the owner has eaten their weight in food in one day (and survived), the flongus is actually just disgusted by the amount of food you eat and believes the world would be better without you. Once the flongus has completed its mission it will peacefully return to the toilet it came from and flush itself

Child: ahhh... 45kg of food in one day, beat that dad

Dad: son, whatever you do do not go to the toilet today or face the wrath of the flongus!

by Kitchen🅱️ench June 13, 2018

FlyingTuna

some fag that eats like a god damn farm animal in vc and likes men

FlyingTuna smells like shit nigga!

by niggappsex May 12, 2019

Flying Scotsman

A locomotive built in 1923 under Sir Nigel Gresley's commands, was the first engine to be authenticated to break the 100mph barrier (though City of Truro did it first) and the only engine to operate in three different continents. Known as the money pit of the world by many enthusiasts for its costly overhauls, it has been one of the most dominant locomotives in railway preservation.

Flying Scotsman should be repainted into apple green.

by VT29 August 11, 2019

Flying Kitty

This dude is the king of memes. He is, and always will be a fucking legend. He made Despacito 2, Old time road 2 and many more.

In conclusion, watch Flying Kitty for clear skin, good grades and a better life

My friend: Did you wathed the This is America MV? It's so good!
Me who watched Flying kitty: Yea. I can'T belive he copied Flying kitty

by Souless_Warrior September 12, 2020

Flying avocado

When you put your left nut in the coochie and jump off the bed

Hey man last night I went to my grandmas house and did the flying avocado

by Flying avocado0712 January 3, 2021

The Flying Picard

When you lube up your balled head with Olive Oil then take a running start and stick it up a vagina.

Last night I got my old lady to let me try out The Flying Picard.

by jesus.son March 18, 2011

The Flying Earle

The act of smoking marijuana then getting into a sun-baked vehicle with a female and turning on your seat warmers (if applicable). Once you have accomplished the prior tasks, you then ask said female to perform fellatio and continue to drive with your windows up. The combination causes intense grundle sweat that, combined with the hair and fecal matter from your anus, can produce something something called "The Flying Earle" which immediately strikes your victim in the face with one single flap of the cheeks (fart).

"Tyler's mom came over to the house the other day asking for sugar. I took her to the grocery store, but hit her with The Flying Earle on the way there."

"My favorite thing to do when I'm baked is go for a nice ride with my girl and blast her with The Flying Earle."

by dookiesex August 19, 2013