the act of shoving your cock up a girls pussy, then taking a dildo and shoving it up her butt so that your penis and the dildo touch
wow i was inner dildo sword fighting last night and she screamed so loud that the neighbors came down stairs and grabbed my giant dick and used it as a lasso to get the kid out of the well, then i went back to having hard sex with her while she screamed out the names of the characters on seasame street. then big bird came in there and lets just say i found out why they called him big bird. when big bird left i had an orgy with chuck norris and cocktimus prime..... too bad i have to suffer the pain now
by killmeihavenolife21 March 2, 2010
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Verb. The act of taking such a vicious dump that it strikes the toilet with such force that thunder is created.
Fuck dude, that's the third toilet that my butt lightning has destroyed this month. I'm never eating Taco Bell after drinking 151 rum again.
by drwhite August 3, 2009
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Her personality could be described as cold and stoic, but throughout the game the audience learns of the softer side of her character. She is tall with pink hair and has an athletic build, which is a change because final fantasy female characters mainly have more feminine build.
The game which she features in was average, and appealed to a largely different audience. A sequel of Final Fantasy 13 has been announced in which lightning will return.
FFVII Fankids hate lightning due to her looking vaguely similar to their god, Cloud Strife. She shares minor personality similarities too (is it just me or do all main protagonists in this franchise have the same personality traits?). In fact FFVII fankids refuse to accept that Square Enix has made any good games since the nineties.
Her personality could be described as cold and stoic, but throughout the game the audience learns of the softer side of her character. She is tall with pink hair and has an athletic build, which is a change because final fantasy female characters mainly have more feminine build.
The game which she features in was average, and appealed to a largely different audience. A sequel of Final Fantasy 13 has been announced in which lightning will return.
FFVII Fankids hate lightning due to her looking vaguely similar to their god, Cloud Strife. She shares minor personality similarities too (is it just me or do all main protagonists in this franchise have the same personality traits?). In fact FFVII fankids refuse to accept that Square Enix has made any good games since the nineties.
Example 1:
Fangirl: OOOEEMMGEEE wasn't like FF13 the best game ever?!?! Although i have only played this game, i love all Final fantasy games because they are all the same...
Me: Yeah it was alright... She is pretty hot though-
Fangirl: I'M GOING TO COSPLAY HER!!!!
Example 2:
Me: Man, i need to grind some cp. Lightning's levels are pretty low...
FFVII Fankid: Lightning sucks ass. Final fantasy 13 sucks ass. She is EXACTLY like Cloud. Square Enix is dead to me. Square Soft all the way!!! I'm going to go masturbate to pictures of cloud now.
Me: Riiight.
Fangirl: OOOEEMMGEEE wasn't like FF13 the best game ever?!?! Although i have only played this game, i love all Final fantasy games because they are all the same...
Me: Yeah it was alright... She is pretty hot though-
Fangirl: I'M GOING TO COSPLAY HER!!!!
Example 2:
Me: Man, i need to grind some cp. Lightning's levels are pretty low...
FFVII Fankid: Lightning sucks ass. Final fantasy 13 sucks ass. She is EXACTLY like Cloud. Square Enix is dead to me. Square Soft all the way!!! I'm going to go masturbate to pictures of cloud now.
Me: Riiight.
by Clairesfocus69 July 9, 2011
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One individual squats down with his/her hands tied behind their head and blindfolded, then, the other individual puts a dingdong into their mouth, gets under the squatting individual, and uses vertical force to try and shove the dingdong up the anus of the squatting individual quickly... the squatting individual will normally make an erotic sound similar to that of thunder while flashing their nipples, resembling lightning.
One individual squats down with his/her hands tied behind their head and blindfolded, then, the other individual puts a dingdong into their mouth, gets under the squatting individual, and uses vertical force to try and shove the dingdong up the anus of the squatting individual quickly... the squatting individual will normally make an erotic sound similar to that of thunder while flashing their nipples, resembling lightning.
by jtownman123 August 22, 2009
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