finishing rag

Any sort of towel, cloth, tissue or sock etc. that a male uses to complete the final stage of his masturbatory act, eliminating mess and/or assisting in clean up afterwards. Can be for one-off use or reused multiple times.

Tom- "Hey man, what's this crusty towel lying under your bed?"

Jeff- "Oh, that's just my finishing rag."

Tom- "Nice!"

by getgaydude March 7, 2013

finnish lick

When a woman or male, licks the sperm off a mans penis or bellend after they have ejaculated.

"That girl last night gave me a finnish lick"

by Stevealar December 11, 2013

Finisher's Anxiety

A condition where a person has no problems working on a project and completing the majority of it, but becomes wary, lazy, or just stops altogether when close to completion.

Not to be confused with procrastination.

Johnny: "Hey man, I saw you were pretty close to finishing your essay due tomorrow a few days ago. Can I check it out?"

Sam:"Nah, I still haven't finished it yet."

Johnny:"What? But you wrote most of it in like 30 minutes!"

Sam: "Can't help it bro, Finisher's Anxiety."

by Xerebann April 18, 2014

Finishline

A line (Phrase) said during sex as either party orgasms.

Hey man, last night the girl I had sex with used a hilarious “finishline”

by Jham131 June 13, 2018

Finnish Breakfast

You don't eat breakfast, instead you smoke a pack of cigarettes and drink some good finnish vodka

Person 1: Why are you caughing so hard
Person 2: because I had a Finnish breakfast today

by Caveira_Hunter77 December 10, 2018

Finnish Fart Lagoon

A sauna filled with naked men who release thick, drinkable farts at the same time. Combined with the humidity of the Sauna, it creates possibly the thickest air ever seen as well as the most rancid, honking smell ever. Some say you can drink the farts they are that thick.

"Oi perkele, Teemu, what are your plans for weekend?"
"Me and da boyz goin fo da Finnish Fart Lagoon, wanna come"
"I'm down"

by StinkyBoy556 November 27, 2019

Finish myself

V. To masturbate. To pleasure oneself.

“I’m gonna finish myself.”

by sillykangaroo February 21, 2020