fattius bumstickius

an older and generally more revered version of the more unfortunate fatty bumsticks. An old person who though was thin in youth has put on impressive amounts of weight which his tired old skin can't support, usually resulting in man tits too, and the much feared zimmerframe made of titanium to support them, hence the veneration.

whoa there grandad, easy on the pies, you look like a fattius bumstickius

by oldkingcolejr May 21, 2003

fattie bag

a big ol' bag of weed.

"Hello."
"Hi, want some pot?"
"Sure."
"Okay, five bucks for a fattie bag."
"Gee, mister thanks."
"Anytime, dimples."

by moooooonutts August 3, 2006

Fattoush

A word to closely resemble the sound you produce whilst you simultaneously sneezing and poop in a well filled toilet.

Bazza, I'm a legend. Managed to blast out a turd in the bogs so fast whilst I sneezed, the waitress in at our table ordered me a lovely Salad. Fattoush !!

by Herbert the werido January 27, 2020

the kitty is getting fatter

A phrase used to describe almost any situation where something is growing or increasing in size, depth, shape, weight, or awesomeness. It can also be used instead of "the plot thickens" or "this looks bad".

First heard on "Frat Party At The Pancake Festival" DVD, Phoenix (of Linkin Park fame) held up a tip jar and said, "It's getting fatter, the kitty is getting fatter!", referring to the exponential increase of spare change as time went on.

1. "So I checked my bank account. I now have almost $500! The kitty is getting fatter!"

2. "So I'm almost done redecorating my room. I got new curtains and hung up some Christmas lights." "Wow, the kitty is getting fatter."

3. "...so it turns out, Stacey thought she slept with Mike, but she actually slept with his brother, who was passed out in Mike's room." "Holy shit." "But that's not all..." "The kitty is getting fatter?!"

by anonymush September 23, 2009

Fattah

any boy who is very thin, dislikes raymond, and wears his track uniform to gym class. ahhdorable

did u just beat up ray? wait to go! ur such a fattah!

by Ray Witte June 15, 2008

fattard

a fat bastard. this usually applies to parents and/or teachers/priests/siblings/wenchs.

Gabby was telling Diana about how big a fattard her parents were on Saturday.

by Hanmah <(^^)> March 31, 2008

fattie

Large pinch of chewing tobacco

"Yo! lets hang a fattie

by snoopid July 25, 2006