Fence Jockey

What you call someone who has an inability or difficulty in making decisions. Someone who is always "Riding the Fence." (They can't commit to one side or the other.)

or

A man who will eventually become sterile from actually sitting on fences, due to little or no blood flow to the testicles.

Bro 1: "Hey man, wanna come to my birthday party?"

Bro 2: "Maybe...it depends on if I gain the momentum to slide my lazy ass out of bed that day. I might just sleep instead. But a party does sound kinda fun. I dunno...(sigh)"

Bro 1: "Just tell me if you're coming or not, you freakin' fence jockey!"

by J.D.elicious February 25, 2009

fecestious

fecestious

to speak candidly about feces or things involving feces
pronounced FEE-CEES-TIOUS
Was created by Darrell W.A. Meier in the mid 2000's

Example "say you were just telling a story of how you lost control of you bowls and soiled your pants", You could then laugh and say, "Man, that was a fecestious story"

by Darrell Meier September 20, 2009

Puerto-Rican Fence Climbers (PRFC's)

Yes it is a pointed type of shoe easily employed for the purpose of jumping chain link fencing worn by Hispanic juveniles in 1950's and 60's New York City . I first read this in late 70's Memoir "Run,Nicky,Run" of Nicky Cruz , reformed Gang Leader of the MauMaus whom became a Christian Miinister .

These puerto-rican fence climbers (PRFC's) are hurting my feet .

by JflashRodriguez December 13, 2018

white picket fence

n., v., to have a relationship that is considered standard, old fashion and/or idealic.

n., Juan and Yanette have been together since high school; they were born to have a white picket fence.

v., Juan: I love you. Let's white picket fence together.
Yanette: Yes, I do.

by Kristina June 18, 2006

Painting the Fence

The act of a guy rubbing his scholong up and down the outer vagina making the female "wet". Hence, like using paintbrush motions. UP&DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I painted that bitches fence until she screamed for me to put it in her snatch!

by M&R November 27, 2004

Feace

A fleace like jumper, but made completly out of your own feaces rubbed on the skin...

I might go put on a feace, its getting cold out...

by Cheeseylump November 16, 2010

feces poop crap shit fuck

1. (interj.) A phrase that someone says when something bad happens. The increasing vulgarity of each word is caused by the speaker getting more and more pissed off, culminating in a resounding fuck bomb.

2. (n.) A highly grotesque encounter between two or more gay guys, as can be inferred by the name.

1. (driving in car, late for work) "Feces!"

(driver spills coffee on self) "Poop!"

(driver swerves on road) "Crap!"

(cop chases after driver) "Shit!"

(driver crashes car) "FUCK!!!"

2. Guy #1: You hear that Tom and Bill had a feces poop crap shit fuck?
Guy #2: No, I didn't. What's that?
Guy #1: Oh, well they produced feces, then pooped, then crapped, then shat, all whilst fucking.
Guy #2: Oh, that makes sense. Thanks for letting me know, #1.

by fpcsf bomb August 21, 2011