rock fetch

Playing "go fetch me a rock" is an exercise (often in a corporate context) where someone (e.g. a boss or client) asks you to find or produce some item, product or answer, but they do not provide specific and durable requirements. Then after you bring them the item, they claim it does not satisfy requirements, so you must go fetch another, different, such item. This is tantamount to having requirements change on you after you've delivered the product intended to satisfy the requirements.

"Go fetch me a rock. No, that rock isn't the right kind. Go fetch a bigger rock. No, that rock does not have the right shape. Go fetch a sharper rock." ...and thus you rock fetch ad infinitum.

by D0ct0rMiJaG0 April 19, 2018

mother felcher

Lower scum than the mother fucker, the mother felcher will felch his own mother. This guy is a sick, sick man.

Get away from me, mother felcher.
You felch your mother with that mouth?

by birdbird April 9, 2008

So fetch

slang for awesome, cool, etc.
First appeared in the 2004 Film Mean Girls by Gretchen.
Gretchen: "That was so fetch!"
Reginia" "Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen. It's not going to happen."

Oh My Gosh, That is so fetch!

by ayekaebayxo November 20, 2010

felchmeister

A person who is experienced and skilled, "a master," in the art of felching.

As "meister" is of Germanic origin, one might consider capitalizing the word, as a sort of title, i.e. Felchmeister Percival entered the room, sniffed deeply, and swept his hawklike gaze across the writhing limbs and dank hair of the revelers."

Armand was the unofficial felchmeister at the orgy.

by canemaker December 2, 2010

Fesch

An austrian-german slang word synonymous to cool, awesome etc. Suspected to have inspired fetch.

Person 1: Hast du ihre Schuhe gesehen?

Person 2: Ja, sie sind total fesch.

by Disnerdfreak June 22, 2016

Fecharis

When someone's face has few features, mainly only having monocolored eyes, and possibly a mouth.
But what they lack in facial features, has an unimaginably incredible and beautiful appeal to it.

That little guy from Hollow Knight is so fecharis, I wanna know whats going on inside those ADORBS, voidy eyes

by Bomb Eyeball Demon November 22, 2022

philthy feltcher

Usually found in public squares in medium sized cities. This individual preys on heavily intoxicated homeless men by raping their asses while passed out face down on a park bench. When finished, Philthy Fletcher sucks his own semen out of his victims anus.

Dude 1: Hey did you see the news last night?

Dude 2: No, why?

Dude 1: Philthy Feltcher struck again last night! His 8th victim in as many nights!

Dude 2: That’s crazy man!

by PhilthyFeltcher June 13, 2018