Fapster

A fat hipster

That bearded fapster is trying to sell you some doughnuts.

by FlipsterS March 29, 2019

Fastest Land Animal

A Cheetah (cheat-ah/cheater)

Guy 1: Hey dude where's your girl friend?
Guy 2: we broke up, I slept with another girl.
Guy 1: woah Your the fastest land animal

by Losahighus August 10, 2019

Fasterbate

When someone knocks on the bathroom door thinking you are taking a shit when you are jacking off instead. You hurry up because you know they are waiting to use the bathroom.

Stupid fucking asshold kept jiggling the door handle when I was using the bathroom. I had to Fasterbate and finish thanks to that cocksucker.

by xanadude313 September 7, 2019

Fausteja

She is a very strange girl who doesn’t understand that balloons aren’t meant to be popped when blown up!

FAUSTEJA YOU IDIOT!!

by F.malfoy September 30, 2020

fausteja

An intelligent idiot ;)

FAUSTEJAAAAAAAAAA YOU LOOK LIKE A FROG ;)

by F.malfoy October 1, 2020

Fatster

A fatster is a hamster that is very fat, chubby ,or thicc.

DAMN look at the size of that Fatster

by Jr not Sr October 13, 2020

faster-fasto

A rapid but effective pace of doing or causing things to happen far different from rashness.

He was so faster-fasto in the race that none of his contenders outran him.

by Bomis Bakdel December 7, 2020