To send a fax

You use it when you wanna go take a shit, but don't want to be so direct, much like "to lay a brick". It's not really used nowadays, given the fact that no one really uses fax anymore, but who cares.

Imagine you're having a conversation of some sort, and you wanna take a shit:
-Please excuse me, I just remembered I have to send a fax.

by TripleBaka January 19, 2021

Annual King Fax Award

The annual king fax(young goat) award is awarded to a person who exemplifies the true meaning of fax(facts).

The winner of this years annual king fax award is king tut

by young 🐐 February 6, 2022

Fax me Bebe

Phrase which you say to a cutie when there’s straight facts.
No cheeky arguments.

- yo b are you making some dinner today?
- fax me bebe I gotchu.

by CheekyPablo August 28, 2019

Fax

To have and share with an audience a random and irrelevant to the situation thought.

Doing maths homework with a colleague at university and discussing complex algebra. He turns around and says:
- Mate, I just remembered - my dad has never actually wiped my ass as a baby, it was always my mum who did it.

- Seems like you've received a fax, mate, haha!

*Awkward silence follows*

by unnamed_character May 28, 2018

Send a fax to Canberra

Take a shit.
Pass faecal matter.

Greg: Hey Gaz you coming or not? Hurry the f*#k up.
Gaz: Yeah mate just wait a minute I gotta send a fax to Canberra.

by goodthankkkkkks July 7, 2021

Fax no printer

Created by Cannon Christensen in Tennessee, fax no printer is a humorous term used to describe something agreeable

Bro Keaton is mid
Fax no printer

by Willbilliam October 3, 2023

Fax

Shortening of "fanum tax," another slang term which refers to the practice of taking food from one's friends.

Billy faxed the rest of my pie!

by Billy Cricket July 3, 2024